A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
STEVE MARTINA father carries pictures where his money used to be.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
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I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
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It’s pain that changes our lives.
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Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
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