I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
STEVE MARTINA father carries pictures where his money used to be.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
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I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.
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I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
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