I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
STEVE MARTINA father carries pictures where his money used to be.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
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I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
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I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
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You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
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