I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
STEVE MARTINA father carries pictures where his money used to be.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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With comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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I love money. I love everything about it.
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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It’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
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Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
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It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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No art comes from the conscious mind.
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I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
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I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
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The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
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I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
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You have to get comfortable with your work, you really have to know what you’re doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.
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