Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
STEVE MARTINA father carries pictures where his money used to be.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
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Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
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I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
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When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
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The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
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I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
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