Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
STEVE MARTINA father carries pictures where his money used to be.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
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It’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
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I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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It’s pain that changes our lives.
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Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
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I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
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Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.
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I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
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There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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