I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
STEVE MARTINThe conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
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The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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Acting has helped me understand people, not only because you are acting as a character, but also because you are watching other actors work. That really helps you identify in life when someone is acting, not being true.
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I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
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Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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With comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
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I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
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Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
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Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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