I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
STEVE MARTINThe conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I love money. I love everything about it.
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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You have to get comfortable with your work, you really have to know what you’re doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.
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It’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
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Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
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I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
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All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
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I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
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