How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
STEVE MARTINThe conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
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I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
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I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
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The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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It’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
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Acting has helped me understand people, not only because you are acting as a character, but also because you are watching other actors work. That really helps you identify in life when someone is acting, not being true.
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You have to get comfortable with your work, you really have to know what you’re doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.
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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
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