You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
STEVE MARTINThe conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
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Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.
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Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
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How many people have never raised their hand before?
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
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Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
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