How many people have never raised their hand before?
STEVE MARTINYou know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
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When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
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Acting has helped me understand people, not only because you are acting as a character, but also because you are watching other actors work. That really helps you identify in life when someone is acting, not being true.
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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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It’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
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No art comes from the conscious mind.
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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With comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
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Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
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