I love money. I love everything about it.
STEVE MARTINYou know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.
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Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.
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It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
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A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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Acting has helped me understand people, not only because you are acting as a character, but also because you are watching other actors work. That really helps you identify in life when someone is acting, not being true.
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You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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