When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
STEVE MARTINYou know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
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Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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With comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
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Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
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Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.
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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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I love money. I love everything about it.
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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