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I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.

Steve Martin

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Artitect Dance Music Talk
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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Beautiful Believe Money Myself Natural Sex
Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
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Business Happiness Person Surprise Try Yourself
I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
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Growth Old Thinking Yourself
Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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Criticize Himself Man Walk Way Yourself
Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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Kiss Man Sex Start Talk Yourself
I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
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Drink Myself Price Try
Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
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Alone Break Up Connection Deep Herself Himself Moments Night Relationship Thinking
I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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Body Funny Home Myself Play Stay Woman
A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
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Carry Father Himself Money Photograph Sadness
I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
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Appearance Eat Exercise Funny Myself Right
How many people have never raised their hand before?
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Deep Hands People Question Voice
Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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Act Actor Collaboration Team Work Yourself
When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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Death Myself Thinking
Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.
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Expectation Inspirational Motivational Room Yourself
I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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Astrology Believe Luck Myself

I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.

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