When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
STEVE MARTINI have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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I love money. I love everything about it.
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I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
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I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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