It’s his show and I’m just trying to make him look good. If we were the same age there might be a little tension, but I’m on my way out… I am here to serve your every need, King James.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALAs my great friend Aristotle said, ‘If you cannot command, you must learn to listen.’ I’m not the hierarchy here. I am a worker bee.
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He’s the president. I’m the general. Unless I want to get impeached, I got to do what he says.
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We’re focusing on the whole pie, not a slice. A slice is good, but it’s not good enough to get you fat. We’re trying to get fat.
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I endorse only products I actually use. Like Wheaties keeps offering me money, but I don’t eat Wheaties, so I can’t do it. Now, if Rice Krispies or Frosted Flakes offered me a deal, I’d take it right away. Apple Jacks, I’d be on the box in a heartbeat. Apple Shaqs. Yeah.
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Pluto is not a planet, but I am.
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When you’re righteous, you don’t have to tell people that you’re righteous.
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A lot of people can, you know, start the date with flowers and candy, but if you don’t finish the date – you know what I mean?
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Przybilla can’t guard me when I’m 27, 37 or 47.
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Because I grew up with a drill sergeant in my life,
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I’m just getting better and better. It’s just like a bunch of worker bees protecting the king bee, because I’m not a queen bee. I’m a king bee.
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My wrists are crooked and don’t go all the way back. I’ve been practicing and working on them. You can’t do everything good.
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I don’t know how it is for you earthlings, but where I’m from, strength is mental.
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Before I became the ‘Great Test of the West,” I was the ‘Beast of the East.’
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I really get motivated when I have doubters.
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I am Superman. And the only thing that can kill Superman is Kryptonite. And Kryptonite doesn’t exist.
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There’s no answer for my offense, just like the polythagorean theorem.
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