He’s a jokester, and that’s funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALY’all reporters like my quotes, don’t you. Yeah, my quotes are Shaqalicious.
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Talk to the guys that ain’t doing nothing, don’t talk to me. I just want eight guys out there with me who want to play.
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You guys make the rules up, so a foul is a foul. It doesn’t matter if a guy is bigger and stronger. It’s not my fault I ate my Frosted Flakes when I was little, and you ate Wheaties.
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The only person who can really motivate you is you.
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All of my projects are done right because I know the game, and I consider myself a rap expert.
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Everybody is not going to like it, but I don’t care if they like or not. I’m Bush, so if they don’t like it resign.
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I’m very educated and can give you somewhat of a vocabulary, but I don’t get to the philosophical side.
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Once you learn how to do something, you don’t lose it. Unless you die.
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I ate too many Frosted Flakes. I don’t remember what I said last night.
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Pluto is not a planet, but I am.
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My wrists are crooked and don’t go all the way back. I’ve been practicing and working on them. You can’t do everything good.
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When you’re righteous, you don’t have to tell people that you’re righteous.
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They asked me when I was out there, ‘Why do you want to be traded?’ I said me staying here is like divorcing my wife and marrying someone who looks like me. That’s backwards, man.
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I’m pissed off. ‘Cause I knew I did something wrong. I’ll have a hell of a season if I win the championship and average 20 points a game.
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It was a weird game. There was ugly shooting and a lot of turnovers and mistakes, and we were just fortunate to get the win.
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I’m ready to go. As big men in the league, there are two who have done something special during this millennium. I’m one and Tim Duncan is the other.
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