I’m always ready for a change. I’m Irish. I’m a leprechaun.
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He’s a jokester, and that’s funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny.
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Opinions are like belly buttons; everybody has one. I never knock a man for his opinion.
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Every challenge you put in front of me, I’ve handled it, dismantled it – ate them, dropped them off in the bathroom and flushed them away.
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The only person who can really motivate you is you.
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I don’t think anything of Laura Frank. You heard me – Laura Frank. Not Lawrence. Laura… It’s not that I blame him, I just wish he’d go to a manly tactic and just fight me. Don’t whine. When he whines, that’s when I change his name of Lawrence Frank.
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My message to little kids who aspire to be anything they want to be is to listen to their parents.
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We want to win. We want to win big. We want to win the whole thing.
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Pluto is not a planet, but I am.
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I endorse only products I actually use. Like Wheaties keeps offering me money, but I don’t eat Wheaties, so I can’t do it. Now, if Rice Krispies or Frosted Flakes offered me a deal, I’d take it right away. Apple Jacks, I’d be on the box in a heartbeat. Apple Shaqs. Yeah.
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I beat a lot of teams from the line. You have to have mechanics. But see, what people don’t know about my wrists is my wrists don’t go all the way back.
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Yeah, D-Wade called me up last night and said that he saw some film of me in high school and thinks that my form then was better and that I should shoot like that.
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I’m pissed off. ‘Cause I knew I did something wrong. I’ll have a hell of a season if I win the championship and average 20 points a game.
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When you’re righteous, you don’t have to tell people that you’re righteous.
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Anyone else has to come upstairs and see the Shogun. I’m still the Shogun.
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Some things you just can’t question. Like you can’t question why two plus two is four. So don’t question it, don’t try to look it up.
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