It’s his show and I’m just trying to make him look good. If we were the same age there might be a little tension, but I’m on my way out… I am here to serve your every need, King James.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALI failed, I think, seven [or] eight times before I finally got my first [championship]. It was just, you know, just about me growing up.
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We want to win. We want to win big. We want to win the whole thing.
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Before I became the ‘Great Test of the West,” I was the ‘Beast of the East.’
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It’s sort of like in the movie The Karate Kid when Daniel said he needed Mr. Miyagi. And Mr. Miyagi gave him that confidence to believe he really didn’t. These guys think they really need me right now, but they don’t.
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I don’t believe in pressure. Pressure is when you don’t know where your next meal is coming from.
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When you’re righteous, you don’t have to tell people that you’re righteous.
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I’m just getting better and better. It’s just like a bunch of worker bees protecting the king bee, because I’m not a queen bee. I’m a king bee.
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Anyone can win a slam-dunk contest. The real Superman is dead. He was assassinated by Pat Riley. I’m the Big Cactus now and ready to roll again.
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A pinch is a pinch. If you pinch my right nipple, I’m going to say, ‘ouch.’ If I pinch your right nipple, you’re going to say ‘ouch.’ A foul is a foul and a flagrant is a flagrant.
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It was a weird game. There was ugly shooting and a lot of turnovers and mistakes, and we were just fortunate to get the win.
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It’s LeBron’s team. He’s the captain. This is the time in my career where I can fit in. I’m now in the security business. My job is to protect the King, and that’s what I’m here to do.
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If you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we’re both going to say ouch.
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Why don’t you bring your face up here and let me punch it? Then you can tell me (if I’m stronger).
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That was a foul, young lady. You know that was a foul. Don’t ask dumb questions.
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I don’t know how it is for you earthlings, but where I’m from, strength is mental.
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I ate too many Frosted Flakes. I don’t remember what I said last night.
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