People are saying that I’m an alcoholic, and that’s not true, because I only drink when I work, and I’m a workaholic.
RON WHITEPeople are saying that I’m an alcoholic, and that’s not true, because I only drink when I work, and I’m a workaholic.
RON WHITEMy goal is just to become a better comedian.
RON WHITEI do live like a rock star, but it’s not as great as it sounds. It’s a lot of traveling.
RON WHITEThe next time you have a thought… let it go.
RON WHITEI’d rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
RON WHITEAnybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
RON WHITEMy biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.
RON WHITEI always found that the closer I got to who I really am, on stage, the more they responded to it.
RON WHITETV is a hard job. You work 15 hours a day. People tell you what to do. I hate to do it.
RON WHITEThink of The Rontourage as the Ron White Channel, where you can see us getting into trouble in all kinds of different places.
RON WHITEI always wanted to be a popular comedian.
RON WHITEI was talking to a guy who was holding his 18-month-old daughter with the only limb he had left, and he had a smile on his face. I thought, ‘I’m not even a 10th of this man.’
RON WHITEI’m set up where I make a lot of money doing stand-up, and it’s easy.
RON WHITEYou can’t fix stupid.
RON WHITELet’s face it: a lot of my material comes from the stuff that happens to me on the road.
RON WHITEWe always go out looking for live music after our shows.
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