If you become famous and don’t have a live show to back it up, they’re not going to pay you any money.
RON WHITEI love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product!
More Ron White Quotes
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Comedy is all about the pause.
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I could do no wrong in my mother’s eyes from the day I was born. My fans bought her a very nice house in San Antonio, and she has a great life.
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Pace, rhythm and timing. Pace, rhythm and timing is what it’s about. The content’s got to be great, but then it’s got to be delivered. It’s a tricky thing to do, and it takes a lot of work.
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I don’t think we have a surplus of fine educators in this country that we can just start dropping them for no reason whatsoever.
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I think the world has their own good, clean, Christian comedy. They don’t need my help.
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Ultimately I’m the writer for me, but also, anytime one of my friends gets stuck with a bit, they can call me, and I’m pretty good at helping them get there.
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There have been times in my life that I’ve had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.
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If I see someone out there mouthing the words to a bit, I’m not having fun.
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I always wanted to be a popular comedian.
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That’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar.
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I’ve got a great cigar collection – it’s actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn’t going to smoke every last one of ’em.
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My shows are not all-the-way filthy, but they can be.
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The next time you have a thought… let it go.
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Let’s face it: a lot of my material comes from the stuff that happens to me on the road.
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I was desperate for new material, so anything I can write a joke about that works is in the act. No matter who it offends, or who it bothers – doesn’t matter if its something my wife hates.
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