I loved listening to laughter even as a little kid.
RON WHITEI love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product!
More Ron White Quotes
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Think of The Rontourage as the Ron White Channel, where you can see us getting into trouble in all kinds of different places.
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The Majestic Theatre in San Antone is as good as it gets.
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I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.
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I always found that the closer I got to who I really am, on stage, the more they responded to it.
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There are two kinds of comics; there are the ones who build bridges, and then there are the people who walk across the bridges as though they built them. The bridge builders are few and far between.
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I do live like a rock star, but it’s not as great as it sounds. It’s a lot of traveling.
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I consider it an honor and a privilege to give back however I can for the many sacrifices of these incredibly brave men and women.
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If I see someone out there mouthing the words to a bit, I’m not having fun.
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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
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I don’t watch Comedy Central. I don’t enjoy it.
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Ultimately I’m the writer for me, but also, anytime one of my friends gets stuck with a bit, they can call me, and I’m pretty good at helping them get there.
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The only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans.
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I’m not willing to drag my fans down a road I don’t believe in. That’s just my one little principle. I’ve only got one, and that’s it.
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There have been times in my life that I’ve had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.
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When I was 20, I used to go around telling stories, and I knew where I was comfortable – onstage, talking, making ’em laugh and listen to the weirdest things. I liked being the center of attention.
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