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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

Ron White

Mother, she likes the blue material just fine.
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Blue Fine Just Like Material Mother
I have a very fun life. I don’t recommend it for anybody else, but it sure has been fun for me.
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Else Fun Life Recommend Sure Very
My life has been wild enough to derive all of the stories you need out of it. I’ve been through many, many years of behavioral problems, so I don’t really look outside for stories.
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I’ve got a great cigar collection – it’s actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn’t going to smoke every last one of ’em.
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If you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it’s being true to their nature… that’s what takes a long time to learn.
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I always wanted to be a popular comedian.
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Always Comedian Popular Want
I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product!
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Chill Critical Keep Product Spaghetti
I don’t think we have a surplus of fine educators in this country that we can just start dropping them for no reason whatsoever.
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you’re a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level.
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I do a lot of gay-friendly stuff in my show, and men, women, they all love it. I practice non-judgment in my daily life and hope other people do the same thing.
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I’d rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
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Big Good Part Rather Really
Pace, rhythm and timing. Pace, rhythm and timing is what it’s about. The content’s got to be great, but then it’s got to be delivered. It’s a tricky thing to do, and it takes a lot of work.
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I still love to walk on stage and make people laugh, and I work very, very hard at it, and I take it seriously.
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I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more.
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I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.
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I do live like a rock star, but it’s not as great as it sounds. It’s a lot of traveling.
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