We always go out looking for live music after our shows.
RON WHITEI was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that’s all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.
More Ron White Quotes
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I don’t like to do material people have heard. Now, they like to hear material that they know, because that’s the stuff that made me famous, and, unfortunately, I don’t do a ton of it.
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The next time you have a thought… let it go.
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I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product!
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There’s no idea or concept in comedy you could do that hasn’t been attacked from some angle. But if you start leaving punchlines out so you’ll look cool, I don’t get that. But I don’t watch standup anyway, so I don’t know what they’re doing.
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I was always a funny guy. I don’t think anybody that makes it to this level of stand-up wasn’t a funny guy when they were young.
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You know, my first album, some of those jokes I’d done for twelve years because I couldn’t throw ’em out.
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When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.
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I do a lot of gay-friendly stuff in my show, and men, women, they all love it. I practice non-judgment in my daily life and hope other people do the same thing.
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Ultimately I’m the writer for me, but also, anytime one of my friends gets stuck with a bit, they can call me, and I’m pretty good at helping them get there.
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You can’t fix stupid.
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I always found that the closer I got to who I really am, on stage, the more they responded to it.
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Movies are boring. It’s like watching paint dry. I did a little role in a movie, and it was eight lines. I was there for three days. It’s just horrible.
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My brain is like a cross between a colander and a Lazy Susan – thin, slow, and it leaks.
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Mother, she likes the blue material just fine.
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I was a little one-trick pony. I do what I’ve always done. That’s really where my best stuff comes from. I don’t know how it happens. It just happens.
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