I don’t know who in my family thinks very fast at all, including me. The things that people see me do onstage are written, so it doesn’t have to be very quick if you have all day with a pen.
RON WHITEI was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that’s all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.
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I’m definitely guilty of thinking something is funny but thinking the audience won’t. Then three years later I will finally try it and it’ll kill them. I got to give them more credit.
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My opening acts are always really strong because I need a guy who can take on a big, big crowd. Which is not that easy to do.
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It went from Bob Newhart to Flip Wilson to Bill Cosby to Richard Pryor to George Carlin to Cheech and Chong. I had all these records.
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My favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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I could do no wrong in my mother’s eyes from the day I was born. My fans bought her a very nice house in San Antonio, and she has a great life.
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There’s not a pill you can take; there’s not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.
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If you watch the ‘Blue Collar Comedy Tour,’ don’t expect that when you come see me by myself, ’cause it’s a little rougher.
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Anything I write that I consider stage-quality work, I won’t give my TV show. I put it in my live show.
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The bulk of my fans are my age, and I’m aging at the same rate they are. That makes me relevant. They like hearing what I have to say. I work hard at it, but it’s addicting, really.
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I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product!
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I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.
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That’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar.
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Think of The Rontourage as the Ron White Channel, where you can see us getting into trouble in all kinds of different places.
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We always go out looking for live music after our shows.
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I do a lot of gay-friendly stuff in my show, and men, women, they all love it. I practice non-judgment in my daily life and hope other people do the same thing.
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