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I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that’s all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.

Ron White

I guarantee there’s people who watch television who have no idea how complicated it is to make a television show.
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Ultimately I’m the writer for me, but also, anytime one of my friends gets stuck with a bit, they can call me, and I’m pretty good at helping them get there.
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I really understood a lot more about comedy after listening to Bill Hicks, who died at 32 years old. He’s probably the best comedian who ever lived. Although you can’t say that because of Carlin, Cosby and Pryor.
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Think of The Rontourage as the Ron White Channel, where you can see us getting into trouble in all kinds of different places.
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People, when they go on stage, tend to be animated and try to force things out instead of relaxing and bringing it in.
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The bulk of my fans are my age, and I’m aging at the same rate they are. That makes me relevant. They like hearing what I have to say. I work hard at it, but it’s addicting, really.
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It went from Bob Newhart to Flip Wilson to Bill Cosby to Richard Pryor to George Carlin to Cheech and Chong. I had all these records.
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If you watch the ‘Blue Collar Comedy Tour,’ don’t expect that when you come see me by myself, ’cause it’s a little rougher.
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If I see someone out there mouthing the words to a bit, I’m not having fun.
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There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.
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I could do no wrong in my mother’s eyes from the day I was born. My fans bought her a very nice house in San Antonio, and she has a great life.
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The only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans.
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My show is more storytelling now than it’s ever been. It’s what I’m good at.
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I’ve been married a few times. I’m not good at it.
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The way my brain processes information is quite odd. I mean, I have Attention Deficit Disorder and another learning disability I can’t even spell. I don’t even have a high school diploma. I’m smart, but you can’t prove it on paper.
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There’s no backlog of people we can fire for no reason and act as if they don’t exist.
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