We always go out looking for live music after our shows.
RON WHITEThe first thing I ever got my hands on was Andy Griffith’s ‘What It Was, Was Football.’ I was fascinated with the fact that every syllable made it funny, and I would laugh even though I didn’t know what any of it meant.
More Ron White Quotes
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I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product!
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The way my brain processes information is quite odd. I mean, I have Attention Deficit Disorder and another learning disability I can’t even spell. I don’t even have a high school diploma. I’m smart, but you can’t prove it on paper.
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Any time someone achieves success before they’ve earned it, it always comes back to haunt them.
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People, when they go on stage, tend to be animated and try to force things out instead of relaxing and bringing it in.
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If I’m not in the theatre, I’m in an open mic night or doing a guest set at the Comedy Club, or whatever, just trying to develop stuff.
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I loved listening to laughter even as a little kid.
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My brain is like a cross between a colander and a Lazy Susan – thin, slow, and it leaks.
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I’m definitely guilty of thinking something is funny but thinking the audience won’t. Then three years later I will finally try it and it’ll kill them. I got to give them more credit.
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The only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans.
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I’ve got a role in the new Billy Bob Thornton movie that Billy Bob wrote and is going to direct called ‘Jayne Mansfield’s Car.’ I only have four scenes, but I have as much dialogue as anybody in the movie.
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If you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it’s being true to their nature… that’s what takes a long time to learn.
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I always wanted to be a popular comedian.
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative.
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I have a very fun life. I don’t recommend it for anybody else, but it sure has been fun for me.
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Mother, she likes the blue material just fine.
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