I guarantee there’s people who watch television who have no idea how complicated it is to make a television show.
RON WHITEThe first thing I ever got my hands on was Andy Griffith’s ‘What It Was, Was Football.’ I was fascinated with the fact that every syllable made it funny, and I would laugh even though I didn’t know what any of it meant.
More Ron White Quotes
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I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.
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If I see someone out there mouthing the words to a bit, I’m not having fun.
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I don’t like to do material people have heard. Now, they like to hear material that they know, because that’s the stuff that made me famous, and, unfortunately, I don’t do a ton of it.
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I consider it an honor and a privilege to give back however I can for the many sacrifices of these incredibly brave men and women.
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I don’t watch Comedy Central. I don’t enjoy it.
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I have a very fun life. I don’t recommend it for anybody else, but it sure has been fun for me.
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If I sit down to write a joke about, whatever, the polluted Gulf of Mexico, it comes out mundane to me.
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People, when they go on stage, tend to be animated and try to force things out instead of relaxing and bringing it in.
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I loved listening to laughter even as a little kid.
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The next time you have a thought… let it go.
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There’s not a pill you can take; there’s not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.
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I don’t think we have a surplus of fine educators in this country that we can just start dropping them for no reason whatsoever.
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I was desperate for new material, so anything I can write a joke about that works is in the act. No matter who it offends, or who it bothers – doesn’t matter if its something my wife hates.
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Comedy is great because there’s no overhead.
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My favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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