A killer Cuban restaurant with a giant cigar bar. Have me a Cuban sandwich. That’s just like heaven to me. I’m a simple man.
RON WHITEThe first thing I ever got my hands on was Andy Griffith’s ‘What It Was, Was Football.’ I was fascinated with the fact that every syllable made it funny, and I would laugh even though I didn’t know what any of it meant.
More Ron White Quotes
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Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mine’s putting in an express lane.
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I’ve been married a few times. I’m not good at it.
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My opening acts are always really strong because I need a guy who can take on a big, big crowd. Which is not that easy to do.
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A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.
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I didn’t get where I am today by worryin’ about how I’d feel tomorrow.
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I’ve gathered some of my close musical and comedian friends, and we’re going to see if we can’t bring a few laughs to these soldiers, raise some money, and hopefully lift their spirits.
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There’s no backlog of people we can fire for no reason and act as if they don’t exist.
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If you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it’s being true to their nature… that’s what takes a long time to learn.
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But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It’s like anything else. It’s a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever.
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I had the right to remain silent… but I didn’t have the ability.
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We always go out looking for live music after our shows.
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It never dawned on me that I had the option of becoming a comedian. I come from a little dirt street town in northwest Texas, and they really don’t talk about the arts there much on career day.
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I was always a funny guy. I don’t think anybody that makes it to this level of stand-up wasn’t a funny guy when they were young.
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The Majestic Theatre in San Antone is as good as it gets.
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you’re a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level.
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