I guarantee there’s people who watch television who have no idea how complicated it is to make a television show.
RON WHITEThe first thing I ever got my hands on was Andy Griffith’s ‘What It Was, Was Football.’ I was fascinated with the fact that every syllable made it funny, and I would laugh even though I didn’t know what any of it meant.
More Ron White Quotes
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative.
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Mother, she likes the blue material just fine.
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I go through about 140 cities a year.
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I do live like a rock star, but it’s not as great as it sounds. It’s a lot of traveling.
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I was always a funny guy. I don’t think anybody that makes it to this level of stand-up wasn’t a funny guy when they were young.
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I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.
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If you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it’s being true to their nature… that’s what takes a long time to learn.
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You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.
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That’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar.
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Ultimately I’m the writer for me, but also, anytime one of my friends gets stuck with a bit, they can call me, and I’m pretty good at helping them get there.
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But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It’s like anything else. It’s a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever.
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My uncle was a preacher, and I used to go watch him preach. He was also funny, so I’m very ‘preacher-ish’ on stage, not by intent but because that’s where I learned to talk in front of people.
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A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.
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I loved listening to laughter even as a little kid.
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My brain is like a cross between a colander and a Lazy Susan – thin, slow, and it leaks.
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