You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.
RON WHITEThe first thing I ever got my hands on was Andy Griffith’s ‘What It Was, Was Football.’ I was fascinated with the fact that every syllable made it funny, and I would laugh even though I didn’t know what any of it meant.
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative.
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Somebody the other day had a review, called me ‘America’s reprobate.’ And I don’t even know what that means, but I kinda like the way it sounds.
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That’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar.
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We always go out looking for live music after our shows.
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I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.
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I’ve gathered some of my close musical and comedian friends, and we’re going to see if we can’t bring a few laughs to these soldiers, raise some money, and hopefully lift their spirits.
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I go to more open mic nights than open mikers.
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I’ve been married a few times. I’m not good at it.
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I do live like a rock star, but it’s not as great as it sounds. It’s a lot of traveling.
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A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.
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I’ve asked these guys in rock bands with all the 18-wheelers driving to the venue how they make money. I just don’t understand it. But I don’t understand a lot of things.
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I was so in love with the idea of making people laugh for a living that I didn’t care what I had to do to get there. Or how much money I was going to make when I did get there.
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My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.
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If I’m not in the theatre, I’m in an open mic night or doing a guest set at the Comedy Club, or whatever, just trying to develop stuff.
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I think the world has their own good, clean, Christian comedy. They don’t need my help.
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