Mother, she likes the blue material just fine.
RON WHITEI would have rather been beat by a plumber than Kathy Griffin.
More Ron White Quotes
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People, when they go on stage, tend to be animated and try to force things out instead of relaxing and bringing it in.
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I don’t watch Comedy Central. I don’t enjoy it.
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I was a comedy fan when I was a little kid.
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I always found that the closer I got to who I really am, on stage, the more they responded to it.
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My goal is just to become a better comedian.
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We always go out looking for live music after our shows.
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When I was 20, I used to go around telling stories, and I knew where I was comfortable – onstage, talking, making ’em laugh and listen to the weirdest things. I liked being the center of attention.
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If you become famous and don’t have a live show to back it up, they’re not going to pay you any money.
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There have been times in my life that I’ve had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.
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Everybody I know is a joke writer.
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That’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar.
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I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more.
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I loved listening to laughter even as a little kid.
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I’m not willing to drag my fans down a road I don’t believe in. That’s just my one little principle. I’ve only got one, and that’s it.
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I do a lot of gay-friendly stuff in my show, and men, women, they all love it. I practice non-judgment in my daily life and hope other people do the same thing.
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