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I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.

Ron White

I don’t do talk shows or go on Dr. Phil’s show. He’s a friend of mine, and, no, he doesn’t give me any advice. He doesn’t give solicited advice.
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A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.
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I guarantee there’s people who watch television who have no idea how complicated it is to make a television show.
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Donald Trump – and I don’t dislike Donald one single bit – has no idea how good the Mexican people are at building tunnels.
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I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that’s all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.
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There’s no idea or concept in comedy you could do that hasn’t been attacked from some angle. But if you start leaving punchlines out so you’ll look cool, I don’t get that. But I don’t watch standup anyway, so I don’t know what they’re doing.
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I’m not the judge of who that is, but I am a believer that no debt in the universe goes unpaid. If you try to buy early, you’ll pay late.
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I’m set up where I make a lot of money doing stand-up, and it’s easy.
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There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.
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I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more.
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If I see someone out there mouthing the words to a bit, I’m not having fun.
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My uncle was a preacher, and I used to go watch him preach. He was also funny, so I’m very ‘preacher-ish’ on stage, not by intent but because that’s where I learned to talk in front of people.
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I write these shows one joke at a time. There’s no continuity. I do try to figure an order to the stories, but there’s not continuity.
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I was by far the least popular of the Blue Collar crew when we started. There was a definite pecking order, and everybody knew it.
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I still love to walk on stage and make people laugh, and I work very, very hard at it, and I take it seriously.
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I have a very fun life. I don’t recommend it for anybody else, but it sure has been fun for me.
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