Comedy is all about the pause.
RON WHITEI believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.
More Ron White Quotes
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I would have rather been beat by a plumber than Kathy Griffin.
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Let’s face it: a lot of my material comes from the stuff that happens to me on the road.
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If you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it’s being true to their nature… that’s what takes a long time to learn.
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Any time someone achieves success before they’ve earned it, it always comes back to haunt them.
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The first thing I ever got my hands on was Andy Griffith’s ‘What It Was, Was Football.’ I was fascinated with the fact that every syllable made it funny, and I would laugh even though I didn’t know what any of it meant.
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It went from Bob Newhart to Flip Wilson to Bill Cosby to Richard Pryor to George Carlin to Cheech and Chong. I had all these records.
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My opening acts are always really strong because I need a guy who can take on a big, big crowd. Which is not that easy to do.
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Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
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My favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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If you watch the ‘Blue Collar Comedy Tour,’ don’t expect that when you come see me by myself, ’cause it’s a little rougher.
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You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.
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As long as I stay engaged with everybody else, then I’ll create more comedy. It’s just when I shut off and stay at home… What helps me is just to keep moving.
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That’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar.
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I was desperate for new material, so anything I can write a joke about that works is in the act. No matter who it offends, or who it bothers – doesn’t matter if its something my wife hates.
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I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more.
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