You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.
RON WHITEI believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.
More Ron White Quotes
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I always found that the closer I got to who I really am, on stage, the more they responded to it.
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I didn’t get where I am today by worryin’ about how I’d feel tomorrow.
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you’re a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level.
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I could do no wrong in my mother’s eyes from the day I was born. My fans bought her a very nice house in San Antonio, and she has a great life.
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My brain is like a cross between a colander and a Lazy Susan – thin, slow, and it leaks.
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Any time someone achieves success before they’ve earned it, it always comes back to haunt them.
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TV is a hard job. You work 15 hours a day. People tell you what to do. I hate to do it.
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I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.
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But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It’s like anything else. It’s a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever.
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I go through about 140 cities a year.
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People, when they go on stage, tend to be animated and try to force things out instead of relaxing and bringing it in.
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I’ve got a great cigar collection – it’s actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn’t going to smoke every last one of ’em.
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I’m set up where I make a lot of money doing stand-up, and it’s easy.
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I don’t like to do material people have heard. Now, they like to hear material that they know, because that’s the stuff that made me famous, and, unfortunately, I don’t do a ton of it.
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I started selling out comedy clubs before I got to town with no advertising. I was selling out theaters just on the rumor that I was going to be there.
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