I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more.
RON WHITEI’m not willing to drag my fans down a road I don’t believe in. That’s just my one little principle. I’ve only got one, and that’s it.
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I write all of my material. It’s all me.
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There have been times in my life that I’ve had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.
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My show is more storytelling now than it’s ever been. It’s what I’m good at.
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I didn’t get where I am today by worryin’ about how I’d feel tomorrow.
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There have been times when I played more than others, but I’ve been a road comic for a quarter of a century, so I’ve always played golf on the road because you have a lot of time to kill.
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I had the right to remain silent… but I didn’t have the ability.
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If you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it’s being true to their nature… that’s what takes a long time to learn.
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you’re a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level.
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The next time you have a thought… let it go.
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That’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar.
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Somebody the other day had a review, called me ‘America’s reprobate.’ And I don’t even know what that means, but I kinda like the way it sounds.
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People are saying that I’m an alcoholic, and that’s not true, because I only drink when I work, and I’m a workaholic.
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If I sit down to write a joke about, whatever, the polluted Gulf of Mexico, it comes out mundane to me.
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There’s no backlog of people we can fire for no reason and act as if they don’t exist.
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I don’t like to do material people have heard. Now, they like to hear material that they know, because that’s the stuff that made me famous, and, unfortunately, I don’t do a ton of it.
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