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I’m not willing to drag my fans down a road I don’t believe in. That’s just my one little principle. I’ve only got one, and that’s it.

Ron White

I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you’re a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level.
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Anything Believe Collaborative Creative Partner Some Someone Somewhat Stretch
My favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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The only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans.
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I’ve been married a few times. I’m not good at it.
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Few Good Married Time
A killer Cuban restaurant with a giant cigar bar. Have me a Cuban sandwich. That’s just like heaven to me. I’m a simple man.
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The only way to stay sharp is to do live shows. There is no part-time comedy.
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I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more.
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I go to more open mic nights than open mikers.
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Mic Milker More Night Open
There’s no idea or concept in comedy you could do that hasn’t been attacked from some angle. But if you start leaving punchlines out so you’ll look cool, I don’t get that. But I don’t watch standup anyway, so I don’t know what they’re doing.
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I loved listening to laughter even as a little kid.
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I write these shows one joke at a time. There’s no continuity. I do try to figure an order to the stories, but there’s not continuity.
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I always wanted to be a popular comedian.
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Always Comedian Popular Want
When I was 20, I used to go around telling stories, and I knew where I was comfortable – onstage, talking, making ’em laugh and listen to the weirdest things. I liked being the center of attention.
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I don’t have a specific plan except for as long as people want to listen to me talk, I’m going to keep talking. I can’t imagine a life without doing standup.
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I’ve never been one to look up the ladder. I’ve always looked down the ladder. As long as there’s one guy down there, I’m fine.
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A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.
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I’m not willing to drag my fans down a road I don’t believe in. That’s just my one little principle. I’ve only got one, and that’s it.

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