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I’m not willing to drag my fans down a road I don’t believe in. That’s just my one little principle. I’ve only got one, and that’s it.

Ron White

I started selling out comedy clubs before I got to town with no advertising. I was selling out theaters just on the rumor that I was going to be there.
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Advertise Before Club Comedy Go Rumour Sell Start Theater
I’ve never been one to look up the ladder. I’ve always looked down the ladder. As long as there’s one guy down there, I’m fine.
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Been Down Fine Look One Ladder
I was a comedy fan when I was a little kid.
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Comedy Kid Little
I was by far the least popular of the Blue Collar crew when we started. There was a definite pecking order, and everybody knew it.
RON WHITE

Blue Collar Crew Everybody Knew Least Order Pack Popular
Mother, she likes the blue material just fine.
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Blue Fine Just Like Material Mother
I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship.
RON WHITE

Come Communication Honest Matter Positive Relationship
My life has been wild enough to derive all of the stories you need out of it. I’ve been through many, many years of behavioral problems, so I don’t really look outside for stories.
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Behaviour Derive Enough Life Many Need Out Probably Problem Story Wild Year
Let’s face it: a lot of my material comes from the stuff that happens to me on the road.
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Come Face Happen Let Lot Material More Road Stuff
I loved listening to laughter even as a little kid.
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Even Kid Listen Little Love
I’m set up where I make a lot of money doing stand-up, and it’s easy.
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Lot Make Money Set Stand Up Ways
There have been times in my life that I’ve had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.
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Demon Life Run Time Ton Vice Year
Think of The Rontourage as the Ron White Channel, where you can see us getting into trouble in all kinds of different places.
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Channel Country Different Get People Place Think Trouble
I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more.
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Beg Comedian Famous More Tend Universe
Donald Trump – and I don’t dislike Donald one single bit – has no idea how good the Mexican people are at building tunnels.
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Bit Build Could Country Good Idea People President Single Tunnel
It went from Bob Newhart to Flip Wilson to Bill Cosby to Richard Pryor to George Carlin to Cheech and Chong. I had all these records.
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All Record Country Flip Had People Went
I’ve got a great cigar collection – it’s actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn’t going to smoke every last one of ’em.
RON WHITE

Cigar Collection Go Great Imply Last Smoke

I’m not willing to drag my fans down a road I don’t believe in. That’s just my one little principle. I’ve only got one, and that’s it.

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