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I’m not willing to drag my fans down a road I don’t believe in. That’s just my one little principle. I’ve only got one, and that’s it.

Ron White

My uncle was a preacher, and I used to go watch him preach. He was also funny, so I’m very ‘preacher-ish’ on stage, not by intent but because that’s where I learned to talk in front of people.
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Mother, she likes the blue material just fine.
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Blue Fine Just Like Material Mother
The Majestic Theatre in San Antone is as good as it gets.
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Country Good Majestic Theatre
The way my brain processes information is quite odd. I mean, I have Attention Deficit Disorder and another learning disability I can’t even spell. I don’t even have a high school diploma. I’m smart, but you can’t prove it on paper.
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Another Attention Brain Deficit Disability Disorder Information Learn Mean Odd Proces Quite Way
I don’t have a specific plan except for as long as people want to listen to me talk, I’m going to keep talking. I can’t imagine a life without doing standup.
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Except Imagine Kep Life Listen Long People Plan Specific Talk
I was always a funny guy. I don’t think anybody that makes it to this level of stand-up wasn’t a funny guy when they were young.
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Always Anybody Funny Guy Make Stand Young
I started selling out comedy clubs before I got to town with no advertising. I was selling out theaters just on the rumor that I was going to be there.
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Advertise Before Club Comedy Go Rumour Sell Start Theater
You can teach somebody how to be a brain surgeon, but you cannot teach them how to walk on a stage and make people laugh.
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Brain Laugh People Somebody Stage Surgeon Teach Walk
I don’t watch Comedy Central. I don’t enjoy it.
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The only way to stay sharp is to do live shows. There is no part-time comedy.
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Comedy Live Only Part Sharp Show Stay Time Way
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
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Believe Lemon Life Party Somebody Try
I go to more open mic nights than open mikers.
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Mic Milker More Night Open
If you watch the ‘Blue Collar Comedy Tour,’ don’t expect that when you come see me by myself, ’cause it’s a little rougher.
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There have been times in my life that I’ve had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.
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The only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans.
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I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.
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I’m not willing to drag my fans down a road I don’t believe in. That’s just my one little principle. I’ve only got one, and that’s it.

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