If I sit down to write a joke about, whatever, the polluted Gulf of Mexico, it comes out mundane to me.
RON WHITEThere have been times when I played more than others, but I’ve been a road comic for a quarter of a century, so I’ve always played golf on the road because you have a lot of time to kill.
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I’m definitely guilty of thinking something is funny but thinking the audience won’t. Then three years later I will finally try it and it’ll kill them. I got to give them more credit.
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That’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar.
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If you become famous and don’t have a live show to back it up, they’re not going to pay you any money.
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My goal is just to become a better comedian.
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I want my fans to feel like we’re always in touch. Because without ’em, I wouldn’t be able to do any of this.
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I don’t do talk shows or go on Dr. Phil’s show. He’s a friend of mine, and, no, he doesn’t give me any advice. He doesn’t give solicited advice.
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I do a lot of gay-friendly stuff in my show, and men, women, they all love it. I practice non-judgment in my daily life and hope other people do the same thing.
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I would have rather been beat by a plumber than Kathy Griffin.
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There’s not a pill you can take; there’s not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.
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I had the right to remain silent… but I didn’t have the ability.
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People, when they go on stage, tend to be animated and try to force things out instead of relaxing and bringing it in.
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I always found that the closer I got to who I really am, on stage, the more they responded to it.
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There have been times in my life that I’ve had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.
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There’s no backlog of people we can fire for no reason and act as if they don’t exist.
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I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more.
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