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There have been times when I played more than others, but I’ve been a road comic for a quarter of a century, so I’ve always played golf on the road because you have a lot of time to kill.

Ron White

I think the world has their own good, clean, Christian comedy. They don’t need my help.
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My favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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I was by far the least popular of the Blue Collar crew when we started. There was a definite pecking order, and everybody knew it.
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I was a comedy fan when I was a little kid.
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Comedy Kid Little
The next time you have a thought… let it go.
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Let Go Next Thought Time
I don’t know who in my family thinks very fast at all, including me. The things that people see me do onstage are written, so it doesn’t have to be very quick if you have all day with a pen.
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Family Include Know Onstage People Think Written
I really understood a lot more about comedy after listening to Bill Hicks, who died at 32 years old. He’s probably the best comedian who ever lived. Although you can’t say that because of Carlin, Cosby and Pryor.
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Think of The Rontourage as the Ron White Channel, where you can see us getting into trouble in all kinds of different places.
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As long as I stay engaged with everybody else, then I’ll create more comedy. It’s just when I shut off and stay at home… What helps me is just to keep moving.
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You can teach somebody how to be a brain surgeon, but you cannot teach them how to walk on a stage and make people laugh.
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There have been times in my life that I’ve had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.
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The bulk of my fans are my age, and I’m aging at the same rate they are. That makes me relevant. They like hearing what I have to say. I work hard at it, but it’s addicting, really.
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Donald Trump – and I don’t dislike Donald one single bit – has no idea how good the Mexican people are at building tunnels.
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I write all of my material. It’s all me.
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Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
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I want my fans to feel like we’re always in touch. Because without ’em, I wouldn’t be able to do any of this.
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