If you watch the ‘Blue Collar Comedy Tour,’ don’t expect that when you come see me by myself, ’cause it’s a little rougher.
RON WHITEThere have been times when I played more than others, but I’ve been a road comic for a quarter of a century, so I’ve always played golf on the road because you have a lot of time to kill.
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A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.
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The way my brain processes information is quite odd. I mean, I have Attention Deficit Disorder and another learning disability I can’t even spell. I don’t even have a high school diploma. I’m smart, but you can’t prove it on paper.
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The Majestic Theatre in San Antone is as good as it gets.
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative.
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That’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar.
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But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It’s like anything else. It’s a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever.
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If I sit down to write a joke about, whatever, the polluted Gulf of Mexico, it comes out mundane to me.
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Anything I write that I consider stage-quality work, I won’t give my TV show. I put it in my live show.
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A killer Cuban restaurant with a giant cigar bar. Have me a Cuban sandwich. That’s just like heaven to me. I’m a simple man.
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I didn’t get where I am today by worryin’ about how I’d feel tomorrow.
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I’ve been married a few times. I’m not good at it.
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I guarantee there’s people who watch television who have no idea how complicated it is to make a television show.
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My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.
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When I was 20, I used to go around telling stories, and I knew where I was comfortable – onstage, talking, making ’em laugh and listen to the weirdest things. I liked being the center of attention.
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People are saying that I’m an alcoholic, and that’s not true, because I only drink when I work, and I’m a workaholic.
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