I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.
RON WHITEYou can’t fix stupid.
More Ron White Quotes
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You can’t fix stupid.
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I always found that the closer I got to who I really am, on stage, the more they responded to it.
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I always wanted to be a popular comedian.
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The Majestic Theatre in San Antone is as good as it gets.
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I didn’t get where I am today by worryin’ about how I’d feel tomorrow.
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As long as I stay engaged with everybody else, then I’ll create more comedy. It’s just when I shut off and stay at home… What helps me is just to keep moving.
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My shows are not all-the-way filthy, but they can be.
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I’m set up where I make a lot of money doing stand-up, and it’s easy.
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If I see someone out there mouthing the words to a bit, I’m not having fun.
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Ultimately I’m the writer for me, but also, anytime one of my friends gets stuck with a bit, they can call me, and I’m pretty good at helping them get there.
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All of my comedian friends are some of the best joke writers in the world.
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I want my fans to feel like we’re always in touch. Because without ’em, I wouldn’t be able to do any of this.
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I’m not willing to drag my fans down a road I don’t believe in. That’s just my one little principle. I’ve only got one, and that’s it.
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I’ve been married a few times. I’m not good at it.
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I’m definitely guilty of thinking something is funny but thinking the audience won’t. Then three years later I will finally try it and it’ll kill them. I got to give them more credit.
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