I go through about 140 cities a year.
RON WHITEYou can’t fix stupid.
More Ron White Quotes
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative.
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I don’t think we have a surplus of fine educators in this country that we can just start dropping them for no reason whatsoever.
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My favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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The bulk of my fans are my age, and I’m aging at the same rate they are. That makes me relevant. They like hearing what I have to say. I work hard at it, but it’s addicting, really.
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I write these shows one joke at a time. There’s no continuity. I do try to figure an order to the stories, but there’s not continuity.
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My brain is like a cross between a colander and a Lazy Susan – thin, slow, and it leaks.
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I’ve been married a few times. I’m not good at it.
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If you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it’s being true to their nature… that’s what takes a long time to learn.
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My opening acts are always really strong because I need a guy who can take on a big, big crowd. Which is not that easy to do.
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I think the world has their own good, clean, Christian comedy. They don’t need my help.
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Movies are boring. It’s like watching paint dry. I did a little role in a movie, and it was eight lines. I was there for three days. It’s just horrible.
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That’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar.
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If I see someone out there mouthing the words to a bit, I’m not having fun.
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Let’s face it: a lot of my material comes from the stuff that happens to me on the road.
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There’s no backlog of people we can fire for no reason and act as if they don’t exist.
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