• 
• 
• 
• 
• 
• 
• 
• 

• Previous
• Next

1. black
2. grey
3. blue
4. red
5. brown
6. white

You can’t fix stupid.

Ron White

Related Topics

FixStupid

Popular Authors

Marilyn Monroe Paulo Coelho Abraham Lincoln C. S. Lewis Khalil Gibran Charlie Chaplin Gautama Buddha Isaac Newton

Prevoius| Next

More Ron White Quotes

• 

  I’m not willing to drag my fans down a road I don’t believe in. That’s just my one little principle. I’ve only got one, and that’s it.

  RON WHITE
  BeliefDragFanLittleOnOnlyPrincipleRoadWill
• 

  I’m set up where I make a lot of money doing stand-up, and it’s easy.

  RON WHITE
  LotMakeMoneySetStandUpWays
• 

  Comedy is all about the pause.

  RON WHITE
  AlComedyPause
• 

  If you watch the ‘Blue Collar Comedy Tour,’ don’t expect that when you come see me by myself, ’cause it’s a little rougher.

  RON WHITE
  BlueCollarComeComedyLittleRougherSeeTourWatch
• 

  We always go out looking for live music after our shows.

  RON WHITE
  AfterAlwaysGoLiveLookMusicOutShow
• 

  I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more.

  RON WHITE
  BegComedianFamousMoreTendUniverse
• 

  I want my fans to feel like we’re always in touch. Because without ’em, I wouldn’t be able to do any of this.

  RON WHITE
  AbleAnyFanFeelLikeTouchWant
• 

  I go through about 140 cities a year.

  RON WHITE
  CityGoThroughYera
• 

  Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.

  RON WHITE
  AnybodyAnythingCouldLiteracyPenetrateSaySkin
• 

  Think of The Rontourage as the Ron White Channel, where you can see us getting into trouble in all kinds of different places.

  RON WHITE
  ChannelCountryDifferentGetPeoplePlaceThinkTrouble
• 

  I write all of my material. It’s all me.

  RON WHITE
  AllMaterialMeWrite
• 

  My show is more storytelling now than it’s ever been. It’s what I’m good at.

  RON WHITE
  BeemEverGoodMoreShowStorytelling
• 

  I always found that the closer I got to who I really am, on stage, the more they responded to it.

  RON WHITE
  AlwaysFound CloserMoreReallyRespondStage
• 

  My opening acts are always really strong because I need a guy who can take on a big, big crowd. Which is not that easy to do.

  RON WHITE
  ActAlwaysBigCrowdDoEasyOpenStrongTo
• 

  You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.

  RON WHITE
  GoHammerMeOutTruth
• 

  I was so in love with the idea of making people laugh for a living that I didn’t care what I had to do to get there. Or how much money I was going to make when I did get there.

  RON WHITE
  CareGoodIdeaLaughLiveMakeMoneyMuchPeople