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But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It’s like anything else. It’s a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever.

Ron White

As long as I stay engaged with everybody else, then I’ll create more comedy. It’s just when I shut off and stay at home… What helps me is just to keep moving.
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I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product!
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I write these shows one joke at a time. There’s no continuity. I do try to figure an order to the stories, but there’s not continuity.
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The only way to stay sharp is to do live shows. There is no part-time comedy.
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I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.
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Mother, she likes the blue material just fine.
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My goal is just to become a better comedian.
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I really understood a lot more about comedy after listening to Bill Hicks, who died at 32 years old. He’s probably the best comedian who ever lived. Although you can’t say that because of Carlin, Cosby and Pryor.
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If you become famous and don’t have a live show to back it up, they’re not going to pay you any money.
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Donald Trump – and I don’t dislike Donald one single bit – has no idea how good the Mexican people are at building tunnels.
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I was so in love with the idea of making people laugh for a living that I didn’t care what I had to do to get there. Or how much money I was going to make when I did get there.
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I would have rather been beat by a plumber than Kathy Griffin.
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I don’t like to do material people have heard. Now, they like to hear material that they know, because that’s the stuff that made me famous, and, unfortunately, I don’t do a ton of it.
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My opening acts are always really strong because I need a guy who can take on a big, big crowd. Which is not that easy to do.
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I go to more open mic nights than open mikers.
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I do live like a rock star, but it’s not as great as it sounds. It’s a lot of traveling.
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But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It’s like anything else. It’s a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever.

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But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It’s like anything else. It’s a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever.

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