Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mine’s putting in an express lane.
RON WHITEBut I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It’s like anything else. It’s a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever.
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Comedy is great because there’s no overhead.
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I go to more open mic nights than open mikers.
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TV is a hard job. You work 15 hours a day. People tell you what to do. I hate to do it.
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I do a lot of gay-friendly stuff in my show, and men, women, they all love it. I practice non-judgment in my daily life and hope other people do the same thing.
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Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
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I don’t think we have a surplus of fine educators in this country that we can just start dropping them for no reason whatsoever.
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The only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans.
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But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It’s like anything else. It’s a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever.
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You can teach somebody how to be a brain surgeon, but you cannot teach them how to walk on a stage and make people laugh.
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I want my fans to feel like we’re always in touch. Because without ’em, I wouldn’t be able to do any of this.
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The only way to stay sharp is to do live shows. There is no part-time comedy.
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My favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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I always found that the closer I got to who I really am, on stage, the more they responded to it.
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I have a very fun life. I don’t recommend it for anybody else, but it sure has been fun for me.
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You can tell on-stage when a joke’s starting to lose its pop. It doesn’t mean people don’t want to hear it anymore; it means I don’t want to do it anymore. Because I want to move on to something that has a knee-jerk reaction just like you get when you tell somebody a joke that they’ve never heard.
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