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I’d rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.

Ron White

I do a lot of gay-friendly stuff in my show, and men, women, they all love it. I practice non-judgment in my daily life and hope other people do the same thing.
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I do live like a rock star, but it’s not as great as it sounds. It’s a lot of traveling.
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If you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it’s being true to their nature… that’s what takes a long time to learn.
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Pace, rhythm and timing. Pace, rhythm and timing is what it’s about. The content’s got to be great, but then it’s got to be delivered. It’s a tricky thing to do, and it takes a lot of work.
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The only way to stay sharp is to do live shows. There is no part-time comedy.
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I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.
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I was so in love with the idea of making people laugh for a living that I didn’t care what I had to do to get there. Or how much money I was going to make when I did get there.
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When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.
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I consider it an honor and a privilege to give back however I can for the many sacrifices of these incredibly brave men and women.
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Any time someone achieves success before they’ve earned it, it always comes back to haunt them.
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As long as I stay engaged with everybody else, then I’ll create more comedy. It’s just when I shut off and stay at home… What helps me is just to keep moving.
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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
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You know, my first album, some of those jokes I’d done for twelve years because I couldn’t throw ’em out.
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Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mine’s putting in an express lane.
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If I see someone out there mouthing the words to a bit, I’m not having fun.
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I’m set up where I make a lot of money doing stand-up, and it’s easy.
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