All of my comedian friends are some of the best joke writers in the world.
RON WHITEYou know, my first album, some of those jokes I’d done for twelve years because I couldn’t throw ’em out.
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My shows are not all-the-way filthy, but they can be.
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The bulk of my fans are my age, and I’m aging at the same rate they are. That makes me relevant. They like hearing what I have to say. I work hard at it, but it’s addicting, really.
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I was a comedy fan when I was a little kid.
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Ultimately I’m the writer for me, but also, anytime one of my friends gets stuck with a bit, they can call me, and I’m pretty good at helping them get there.
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If you watch the ‘Blue Collar Comedy Tour,’ don’t expect that when you come see me by myself, ’cause it’s a little rougher.
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There have been times when I played more than others, but I’ve been a road comic for a quarter of a century, so I’ve always played golf on the road because you have a lot of time to kill.
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TV is a hard job. You work 15 hours a day. People tell you what to do. I hate to do it.
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If I’m not in the theatre, I’m in an open mic night or doing a guest set at the Comedy Club, or whatever, just trying to develop stuff.
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I have a very fun life. I don’t recommend it for anybody else, but it sure has been fun for me.
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A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.
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I started selling out comedy clubs before I got to town with no advertising. I was selling out theaters just on the rumor that I was going to be there.
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I still love to walk on stage and make people laugh, and I work very, very hard at it, and I take it seriously.
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My favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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I had the right to remain silent… but I didn’t have the ability.
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There have been times in my life that I’ve had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.
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