I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative.
RON WHITEYou know, my first album, some of those jokes I’d done for twelve years because I couldn’t throw ’em out.
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I do a lot of gay-friendly stuff in my show, and men, women, they all love it. I practice non-judgment in my daily life and hope other people do the same thing.
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I want my fans to feel like we’re always in touch. Because without ’em, I wouldn’t be able to do any of this.
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My brain is like a cross between a colander and a Lazy Susan – thin, slow, and it leaks.
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You can tell on-stage when a joke’s starting to lose its pop. It doesn’t mean people don’t want to hear it anymore; it means I don’t want to do it anymore. Because I want to move on to something that has a knee-jerk reaction just like you get when you tell somebody a joke that they’ve never heard.
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That’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar.
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I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product!
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I was always a funny guy. I don’t think anybody that makes it to this level of stand-up wasn’t a funny guy when they were young.
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I always found that the closer I got to who I really am, on stage, the more they responded to it.
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I’ve gathered some of my close musical and comedian friends, and we’re going to see if we can’t bring a few laughs to these soldiers, raise some money, and hopefully lift their spirits.
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There’s no backlog of people we can fire for no reason and act as if they don’t exist.
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People, when they go on stage, tend to be animated and try to force things out instead of relaxing and bringing it in.
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My life has been wild enough to derive all of the stories you need out of it. I’ve been through many, many years of behavioral problems, so I don’t really look outside for stories.
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I was so in love with the idea of making people laugh for a living that I didn’t care what I had to do to get there. Or how much money I was going to make when I did get there.
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I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more.
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The Majestic Theatre in San Antone is as good as it gets.
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