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You know, my first album, some of those jokes I’d done for twelve years because I couldn’t throw ’em out.

Ron White

I write these shows one joke at a time. There’s no continuity. I do try to figure an order to the stories, but there’s not continuity.
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Continuity Figure Joke Little Older Show Story Time
I write all of my material. It’s all me.
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All Material Me Write
I would have rather been beat by a plumber than Kathy Griffin.
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Beat People Plumber Rather Would
I’ve gathered some of my close musical and comedian friends, and we’re going to see if we can’t bring a few laughs to these soldiers, raise some money, and hopefully lift their spirits.
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Bring Friend Gather Hopefully Laugh New Soldier Spirit
People, when they go on stage, tend to be animated and try to force things out instead of relaxing and bringing it in.
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Animate Bring Force Instead People Relax Stage Tend Thing
A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.
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Find Guess Humor Laugh Lot People Something
I loved listening to laughter even as a little kid.
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Even Kid Listen Little Love
My shows are not all-the-way filthy, but they can be.
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All Be Can Show Way
You can tell on-stage when a joke’s starting to lose its pop. It doesn’t mean people don’t want to hear it anymore; it means I don’t want to do it anymore. Because I want to move on to something that has a knee-jerk reaction just like you get when you tell somebody a joke that they’ve never heard.
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Anymore Call Hear Joke Lose Mean People Pop Stage Start Tell Want
I had the right to remain silent… but I didn’t have the ability.
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Ability Remain Right Silent
My uncle was a preacher, and I used to go watch him preach. He was also funny, so I’m very ‘preacher-ish’ on stage, not by intent but because that’s where I learned to talk in front of people.
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Funny Intent Preach Preacher Stage Uncle Use Watch
We always go out looking for live music after our shows.
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After Always Go Live Look Music Out Show
Comedy is all about the pause.
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Al Comedy Pause
I consider it an honor and a privilege to give back however I can for the many sacrifices of these incredibly brave men and women.
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Back Brave Consider Honor However Inctredinly Many Men Privilege Sacrifice Women
I go to more open mic nights than open mikers.
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Mic Milker More Night Open
Everybody I know is a joke writer.
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Everybody Joke Know Writer

You know, my first album, some of those jokes I’d done for twelve years because I couldn’t throw ’em out.

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