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You know, my first album, some of those jokes I’d done for twelve years because I couldn’t throw ’em out.

Ron White

Pace, rhythm and timing. Pace, rhythm and timing is what it’s about. The content’s got to be great, but then it’s got to be delivered. It’s a tricky thing to do, and it takes a lot of work.
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We always go out looking for live music after our shows.
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After Always Go Live Look Music Out Show
I’ve gathered some of my close musical and comedian friends, and we’re going to see if we can’t bring a few laughs to these soldiers, raise some money, and hopefully lift their spirits.
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Bring Friend Gather Hopefully Laugh New Soldier Spirit
I still love to walk on stage and make people laugh, and I work very, very hard at it, and I take it seriously.
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There are two kinds of comics; there are the ones who build bridges, and then there are the people who walk across the bridges as though they built them. The bridge builders are few and far between.
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I’ve got a great cigar collection – it’s actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn’t going to smoke every last one of ’em.
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Cigar Collection Go Great Imply Last Smoke
Everybody I know is a joke writer.
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Everybody Joke Know Writer
I go to more open mic nights than open mikers.
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If I sit down to write a joke about, whatever, the polluted Gulf of Mexico, it comes out mundane to me.
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There have been times in my life that I’ve had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.
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TV is a hard job. You work 15 hours a day. People tell you what to do. I hate to do it.
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My goal is just to become a better comedian.
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I consider it an honor and a privilege to give back however I can for the many sacrifices of these incredibly brave men and women.
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Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
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My opening acts are always really strong because I need a guy who can take on a big, big crowd. Which is not that easy to do.
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Donald Trump – and I don’t dislike Donald one single bit – has no idea how good the Mexican people are at building tunnels.
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You know, my first album, some of those jokes I’d done for twelve years because I couldn’t throw ’em out.

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