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I was always a funny guy. I don’t think anybody that makes it to this level of stand-up wasn’t a funny guy when they were young.

Ron White

I do live like a rock star, but it’s not as great as it sounds. It’s a lot of traveling.
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I get e-mail from all over the world, and from lawyers and doctors and whoever – plumbers and drywall hangers.
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I still love to walk on stage and make people laugh, and I work very, very hard at it, and I take it seriously.
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My shows are not all-the-way filthy, but they can be.
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I would have rather been beat by a plumber than Kathy Griffin.
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I didn’t get where I am today by worryin’ about how I’d feel tomorrow.
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Any time someone achieves success before they’ve earned it, it always comes back to haunt them.
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Mother, she likes the blue material just fine.
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My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.
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I always found that the closer I got to who I really am, on stage, the more they responded to it.
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When I was 20, I used to go around telling stories, and I knew where I was comfortable – onstage, talking, making ’em laugh and listen to the weirdest things. I liked being the center of attention.
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you’re a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level.
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Anything I write that I consider stage-quality work, I won’t give my TV show. I put it in my live show.
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It never dawned on me that I had the option of becoming a comedian. I come from a little dirt street town in northwest Texas, and they really don’t talk about the arts there much on career day.
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But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It’s like anything else. It’s a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever.
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A killer Cuban restaurant with a giant cigar bar. Have me a Cuban sandwich. That’s just like heaven to me. I’m a simple man.
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I was always a funny guy. I don’t think anybody that makes it to this level of stand-up wasn’t a funny guy when they were young.

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