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I was always a funny guy. I don’t think anybody that makes it to this level of stand-up wasn’t a funny guy when they were young.

Ron White

I guarantee there’s people who watch television who have no idea how complicated it is to make a television show.
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My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.
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When I was 20, I used to go around telling stories, and I knew where I was comfortable – onstage, talking, making ’em laugh and listen to the weirdest things. I liked being the center of attention.
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There’s no idea or concept in comedy you could do that hasn’t been attacked from some angle. But if you start leaving punchlines out so you’ll look cool, I don’t get that. But I don’t watch standup anyway, so I don’t know what they’re doing.
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I go to more open mic nights than open mikers.
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I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more.
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I’m not the judge of who that is, but I am a believer that no debt in the universe goes unpaid. If you try to buy early, you’ll pay late.
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If I see someone out there mouthing the words to a bit, I’m not having fun.
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The only way to stay sharp is to do live shows. There is no part-time comedy.
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Here’s how I operate. When I see something I like, 20 years later, I ask her brother for her phone number. She don’t even see me coming.
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I would have rather been beat by a plumber than Kathy Griffin.
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I don’t have a specific plan except for as long as people want to listen to me talk, I’m going to keep talking. I can’t imagine a life without doing standup.
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I always wanted to be a popular comedian.
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Think of The Rontourage as the Ron White Channel, where you can see us getting into trouble in all kinds of different places.
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I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship.
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I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.
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Child Comedy Fan Huge

I was always a funny guy. I don’t think anybody that makes it to this level of stand-up wasn’t a funny guy when they were young.

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