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There have been times in my life that I’ve had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.

Ron White

When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.
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I was desperate for new material, so anything I can write a joke about that works is in the act. No matter who it offends, or who it bothers – doesn’t matter if its something my wife hates.
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If you become famous and don’t have a live show to back it up, they’re not going to pay you any money.
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There have been times when I played more than others, but I’ve been a road comic for a quarter of a century, so I’ve always played golf on the road because you have a lot of time to kill.
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My goal is just to become a better comedian.
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Comedy is all about the pause.
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Comedy is great because there’s no overhead.
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I don’t think we have a surplus of fine educators in this country that we can just start dropping them for no reason whatsoever.
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When I was 20, I used to go around telling stories, and I knew where I was comfortable – onstage, talking, making ’em laugh and listen to the weirdest things. I liked being the center of attention.
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I was a comedy fan when I was a little kid.
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I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product!
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I was a little one-trick pony. I do what I’ve always done. That’s really where my best stuff comes from. I don’t know how it happens. It just happens.
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I started selling out comedy clubs before I got to town with no advertising. I was selling out theaters just on the rumor that I was going to be there.
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Pace, rhythm and timing. Pace, rhythm and timing is what it’s about. The content’s got to be great, but then it’s got to be delivered. It’s a tricky thing to do, and it takes a lot of work.
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I’ve got a great cigar collection – it’s actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn’t going to smoke every last one of ’em.
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I think the world has their own good, clean, Christian comedy. They don’t need my help.
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