My life has been wild enough to derive all of the stories you need out of it. I’ve been through many, many years of behavioral problems, so I don’t really look outside for stories.
RON WHITEMy life has been wild enough to derive all of the stories you need out of it. I’ve been through many, many years of behavioral problems, so I don’t really look outside for stories.
RON WHITEComedy is all about the pause.
RON WHITEI was a comedy fan when I was a little kid.
RON WHITEThere’s no backlog of people we can fire for no reason and act as if they don’t exist.
RON WHITEPeople are saying that I’m an alcoholic, and that’s not true, because I only drink when I work, and I’m a workaholic.
RON WHITEAs long as I stay engaged with everybody else, then I’ll create more comedy. It’s just when I shut off and stay at home… What helps me is just to keep moving.
RON WHITEIf I see someone out there mouthing the words to a bit, I’m not having fun.
RON WHITEIt never dawned on me that I had the option of becoming a comedian. I come from a little dirt street town in northwest Texas, and they really don’t talk about the arts there much on career day.
RON WHITEI was by far the least popular of the Blue Collar crew when we started. There was a definite pecking order, and everybody knew it.
RON WHITEThe bulk of my fans are my age, and I’m aging at the same rate they are. That makes me relevant. They like hearing what I have to say. I work hard at it, but it’s addicting, really.
RON WHITEThink of The Rontourage as the Ron White Channel, where you can see us getting into trouble in all kinds of different places.
RON WHITEI was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.
RON WHITELet’s face it: a lot of my material comes from the stuff that happens to me on the road.
RON WHITEI love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product!
RON WHITEI think the world has their own good, clean, Christian comedy. They don’t need my help.
RON WHITEThe only way to stay sharp is to do live shows. There is no part-time comedy.
RON WHITE