I do live like a rock star, but it’s not as great as it sounds. It’s a lot of traveling.
RON WHITEThink of The Rontourage as the Ron White Channel, where you can see us getting into trouble in all kinds of different places.
More Ron White Quotes
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I would have rather been beat by a plumber than Kathy Griffin.
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I write all of my material. It’s all me.
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I consider it an honor and a privilege to give back however I can for the many sacrifices of these incredibly brave men and women.
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I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship.
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The Majestic Theatre in San Antone is as good as it gets.
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I don’t like to do material people have heard. Now, they like to hear material that they know, because that’s the stuff that made me famous, and, unfortunately, I don’t do a ton of it.
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If you become famous and don’t have a live show to back it up, they’re not going to pay you any money.
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I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.
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Television is 15 hour days. Movies are 18 hour days. And it’s 18 hours of doing not a thing.
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The next time you have a thought… let it go.
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I loved listening to laughter even as a little kid.
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Think of The Rontourage as the Ron White Channel, where you can see us getting into trouble in all kinds of different places.
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I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product!
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If I’m not in the theatre, I’m in an open mic night or doing a guest set at the Comedy Club, or whatever, just trying to develop stuff.
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It never dawned on me that I had the option of becoming a comedian. I come from a little dirt street town in northwest Texas, and they really don’t talk about the arts there much on career day.
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