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My life has been wild enough to derive all of the stories you need out of it. I’ve been through many, many years of behavioral problems, so I don’t really look outside for stories.
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Behaviour Derive Enough Life Many Need Out Probably Problem Story Wild Year
Pace, rhythm and timing. Pace, rhythm and timing is what it’s about. The content’s got to be great, but then it’s got to be delivered. It’s a tricky thing to do, and it takes a lot of work.
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Content Deliver Face Pace People Rhythm Time
That’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar.
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Beauty Being Help Media Radar Really Star Stay Straight Under
The way my brain processes information is quite odd. I mean, I have Attention Deficit Disorder and another learning disability I can’t even spell. I don’t even have a high school diploma. I’m smart, but you can’t prove it on paper.
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Another Attention Brain Deficit Disability Disorder Information Learn Mean Odd Proces Quite Way
My brain is like a cross between a colander and a Lazy Susan – thin, slow, and it leaks.
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Between Brain Colander Cross Leak Slow
I don’t think we have a surplus of fine educators in this country that we can just start dropping them for no reason whatsoever.
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Country Start Drop Education Reason Surplus Think
People, when they go on stage, tend to be animated and try to force things out instead of relaxing and bringing it in.
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Animate Bring Force Instead People Relax Stage Tend Thing
I was by far the least popular of the Blue Collar crew when we started. There was a definite pecking order, and everybody knew it.
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Blue Collar Crew Everybody Knew Least Order Pack Popular
Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
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Anybody Anything Could Literacy Penetrate Say Skin
I do live like a rock star, but it’s not as great as it sounds. It’s a lot of traveling.
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Great Live Lot Rock Sound Star Travel
I didn’t get where I am today by worryin’ about how I’d feel tomorrow.
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Feel Get Today Tomorrow Worry
My shows are not all-the-way filthy, but they can be.
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All Be Can Show Way
There’s no idea or concept in comedy you could do that hasn’t been attacked from some angle. But if you start leaving punchlines out so you’ll look cool, I don’t get that. But I don’t watch standup anyway, so I don’t know what they’re doing.
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Angel Attack Comedy Concert Idea Leave Punch Some
I do a lot of gay-friendly stuff in my show, and men, women, they all love it. I practice non-judgment in my daily life and hope other people do the same thing.
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I guarantee there’s people who watch television who have no idea how complicated it is to make a television show.
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Diamonds – that’ll shut her up… for a minute!
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Diamond Minute Shut

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