The first thing I ever got my hands on was Andy Griffith’s ‘What It Was, Was Football.’ I was fascinated with the fact that every syllable made it funny, and I would laugh even though I didn’t know what any of it meant.
RON WHITEI do a lot of gay-friendly stuff in my show, and men, women, they all love it. I practice non-judgment in my daily life and hope other people do the same thing.
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I’m not the judge of who that is, but I am a believer that no debt in the universe goes unpaid. If you try to buy early, you’ll pay late.
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A killer Cuban restaurant with a giant cigar bar. Have me a Cuban sandwich. That’s just like heaven to me. I’m a simple man.
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My favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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Pace, rhythm and timing. Pace, rhythm and timing is what it’s about. The content’s got to be great, but then it’s got to be delivered. It’s a tricky thing to do, and it takes a lot of work.
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Movies are boring. It’s like watching paint dry. I did a little role in a movie, and it was eight lines. I was there for three days. It’s just horrible.
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Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mine’s putting in an express lane.
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I was always a funny guy. I don’t think anybody that makes it to this level of stand-up wasn’t a funny guy when they were young.
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I started selling out comedy clubs before I got to town with no advertising. I was selling out theaters just on the rumor that I was going to be there.
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I always found that the closer I got to who I really am, on stage, the more they responded to it.
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I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more.
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There have been times when I played more than others, but I’ve been a road comic for a quarter of a century, so I’ve always played golf on the road because you have a lot of time to kill.
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People, when they go on stage, tend to be animated and try to force things out instead of relaxing and bringing it in.
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My show is more storytelling now than it’s ever been. It’s what I’m good at.
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I loved listening to laughter even as a little kid.
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I don’t think we have a surplus of fine educators in this country that we can just start dropping them for no reason whatsoever.
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