Diamonds – that’ll shut her up… for a minute!
RON WHITEDiamonds – that’ll shut her up… for a minute!
More Ron White Quotes
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I was talking to a guy who was holding his 18-month-old daughter with the only limb he had left, and he had a smile on his face. I thought, ‘I’m not even a 10th of this man.’
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Pace, rhythm and timing. Pace, rhythm and timing is what it’s about. The content’s got to be great, but then it’s got to be delivered. It’s a tricky thing to do, and it takes a lot of work.
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My favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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I don’t have a specific plan except for as long as people want to listen to me talk, I’m going to keep talking. I can’t imagine a life without doing standup.
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If you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it’s being true to their nature… that’s what takes a long time to learn.
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I still love to walk on stage and make people laugh, and I work very, very hard at it, and I take it seriously.
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The way my brain processes information is quite odd. I mean, I have Attention Deficit Disorder and another learning disability I can’t even spell. I don’t even have a high school diploma. I’m smart, but you can’t prove it on paper.
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I always wanted to be a popular comedian.
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I have a very fun life. I don’t recommend it for anybody else, but it sure has been fun for me.
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If I see someone out there mouthing the words to a bit, I’m not having fun.
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People are saying that I’m an alcoholic, and that’s not true, because I only drink when I work, and I’m a workaholic.
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I’m set up where I make a lot of money doing stand-up, and it’s easy.
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I was by far the least popular of the Blue Collar crew when we started. There was a definite pecking order, and everybody knew it.
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People, when they go on stage, tend to be animated and try to force things out instead of relaxing and bringing it in.
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I go to more open mic nights than open mikers.
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