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Ron White

There are two kinds of comics; there are the ones who build bridges, and then there are the people who walk across the bridges as though they built them. The bridge builders are few and far between.
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Across Bridge Build Comic Kinda One People Through Two Walk
I consider it an honor and a privilege to give back however I can for the many sacrifices of these incredibly brave men and women.
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Back Brave Consider Honor However Inctredinly Many Men Privilege Sacrifice Women
I was always a funny guy. I don’t think anybody that makes it to this level of stand-up wasn’t a funny guy when they were young.
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Always Anybody Funny Guy Make Stand Young
I’m not willing to drag my fans down a road I don’t believe in. That’s just my one little principle. I’ve only got one, and that’s it.
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Belief Drag Fan Little On Only Principle Road Will
My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.
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Biggest Cable Comedian Criticise Guy Other Peeve Pet
The next time you have a thought… let it go.
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Let Go Next Thought Time
My show is more storytelling now than it’s ever been. It’s what I’m good at.
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Beem Ever Good More Show Storytelling
Ultimately I’m the writer for me, but also, anytime one of my friends gets stuck with a bit, they can call me, and I’m pretty good at helping them get there.
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Anytime Bit Fan Friend Get Good Help Pretty Riter Ultimately
I don’t like to do material people have heard. Now, they like to hear material that they know, because that’s the stuff that made me famous, and, unfortunately, I don’t do a ton of it.
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Famous Heard Made Material People Popular Stuff
My goal is just to become a better comedian.
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Become Better Comedian Goal Just
Donald Trump – and I don’t dislike Donald one single bit – has no idea how good the Mexican people are at building tunnels.
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Bit Build Could Country Good Idea People President Single Tunnel
Movies are boring. It’s like watching paint dry. I did a little role in a movie, and it was eight lines. I was there for three days. It’s just horrible.
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Dry Eight Horrible Line More Move Paint Role Threym Day Watch
When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.
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Back Country Dad Drive Old Range Take Twelve Year
You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.
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Go Hammer Me Out Truth
If I see someone out there mouthing the words to a bit, I’m not having fun.
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Fun Have Mouth See Someone Word
People are saying that I’m an alcoholic, and that’s not true, because I only drink when I work, and I’m a workaholic.
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Alcoholic Drink People Say Work Workaholic

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