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Ron White

I guarantee there’s people who watch television who have no idea how complicated it is to make a television show.
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Complicate Guarantee Ideas People Show Television Watch
Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mine’s putting in an express lane.
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Abolish Death Express Lane Mine Other Penalty Put State
All I know how to do is take what’s on my mind and spit it out funny. I don’t know what else I could do besides comedy.
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Besides Comedy Funny Know Lake Mind Spit
I was desperate for new material, so anything I can write a joke about that works is in the act. No matter who it offends, or who it bothers – doesn’t matter if its something my wife hates.
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I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.
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Child Comedy Fan Huge
I always wanted to be a popular comedian.
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Always Comedian Popular Want
People, when they go on stage, tend to be animated and try to force things out instead of relaxing and bringing it in.
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My show is more storytelling now than it’s ever been. It’s what I’m good at.
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Beem Ever Good More Show Storytelling
I’ve never been one to look up the ladder. I’ve always looked down the ladder. As long as there’s one guy down there, I’m fine.
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Been Down Fine Look One Ladder
My uncle was a preacher, and I used to go watch him preach. He was also funny, so I’m very ‘preacher-ish’ on stage, not by intent but because that’s where I learned to talk in front of people.
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I think the world has their own good, clean, Christian comedy. They don’t need my help.
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It went from Bob Newhart to Flip Wilson to Bill Cosby to Richard Pryor to George Carlin to Cheech and Chong. I had all these records.
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My opening acts are always really strong because I need a guy who can take on a big, big crowd. Which is not that easy to do.
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I consider it an honor and a privilege to give back however I can for the many sacrifices of these incredibly brave men and women.
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There are two kinds of comics; there are the ones who build bridges, and then there are the people who walk across the bridges as though they built them. The bridge builders are few and far between.
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I’ve got a role in the new Billy Bob Thornton movie that Billy Bob wrote and is going to direct called ‘Jayne Mansfield’s Car.’ I only have four scenes, but I have as much dialogue as anybody in the movie.
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