I get e-mail from all over the world, and from lawyers and doctors and whoever – plumbers and drywall hangers.
RON WHITEThat’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar.
More Ron White Quotes
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I’ve been married a few times. I’m not good at it.
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I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship.
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Let’s face it: a lot of my material comes from the stuff that happens to me on the road.
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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
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But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It’s like anything else. It’s a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever.
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If I see someone out there mouthing the words to a bit, I’m not having fun.
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I’ve never been one to look up the ladder. I’ve always looked down the ladder. As long as there’s one guy down there, I’m fine.
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Mother, she likes the blue material just fine.
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I don’t like to do material people have heard. Now, they like to hear material that they know, because that’s the stuff that made me famous, and, unfortunately, I don’t do a ton of it.
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When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.
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It went from Bob Newhart to Flip Wilson to Bill Cosby to Richard Pryor to George Carlin to Cheech and Chong. I had all these records.
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Any time someone achieves success before they’ve earned it, it always comes back to haunt them.
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative.
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We always go out looking for live music after our shows.
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My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.
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