There’s no backlog of people we can fire for no reason and act as if they don’t exist.
RON WHITEThat’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar.
More Ron White Quotes
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My goal is just to become a better comedian.
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I would have rather been beat by a plumber than Kathy Griffin.
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A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.
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The only way to stay sharp is to do live shows. There is no part-time comedy.
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If I sit down to write a joke about, whatever, the polluted Gulf of Mexico, it comes out mundane to me.
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I was desperate for new material, so anything I can write a joke about that works is in the act. No matter who it offends, or who it bothers – doesn’t matter if its something my wife hates.
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My show is more storytelling now than it’s ever been. It’s what I’m good at.
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I do live like a rock star, but it’s not as great as it sounds. It’s a lot of traveling.
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Comedy is great because there’s no overhead.
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Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
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My uncle was a preacher, and I used to go watch him preach. He was also funny, so I’m very ‘preacher-ish’ on stage, not by intent but because that’s where I learned to talk in front of people.
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If you become famous and don’t have a live show to back it up, they’re not going to pay you any money.
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I do a lot of gay-friendly stuff in my show, and men, women, they all love it. I practice non-judgment in my daily life and hope other people do the same thing.
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Television is 15 hour days. Movies are 18 hour days. And it’s 18 hours of doing not a thing.
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I was so in love with the idea of making people laugh for a living that I didn’t care what I had to do to get there. Or how much money I was going to make when I did get there.
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