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Ron White

Ultimately I’m the writer for me, but also, anytime one of my friends gets stuck with a bit, they can call me, and I’m pretty good at helping them get there.
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Anytime Bit Fan Friend Get Good Help Pretty Riter Ultimately
Comedy is all about the pause.
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Al Comedy Pause
I was so in love with the idea of making people laugh for a living that I didn’t care what I had to do to get there. Or how much money I was going to make when I did get there.
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Care Good Idea Laugh Live Make Money Much People
Here’s how I operate. When I see something I like, 20 years later, I ask her brother for her phone number. She don’t even see me coming.
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Brother Come Later Number Operate Phone See Something
I write all of my material. It’s all me.
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All Material Me Write
If you watch the ‘Blue Collar Comedy Tour,’ don’t expect that when you come see me by myself, ’cause it’s a little rougher.
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Blue Collar Come Comedy Little Rougher See Tour Watch
I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.
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Child Comedy Fan Huge
People are saying that I’m an alcoholic, and that’s not true, because I only drink when I work, and I’m a workaholic.
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Alcoholic Drink People Say Work Workaholic
I had the right to remain silent… but I didn’t have the ability.
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Ability Remain Right Silent
A killer Cuban restaurant with a giant cigar bar. Have me a Cuban sandwich. That’s just like heaven to me. I’m a simple man.
RON WHITE

Cigar Cuban Giant Heaven Killer Restaurant Sanwick Simple
My opening acts are always really strong because I need a guy who can take on a big, big crowd. Which is not that easy to do.
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Act Always Big Crowd Do Easy Open Strong To
Let’s face it: a lot of my material comes from the stuff that happens to me on the road.
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Come Face Happen Let Lot Material More Road Stuff
You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.
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Go Hammer Me Out Truth
Television is 15 hour days. Movies are 18 hour days. And it’s 18 hours of doing not a thing.
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Day Doing Eighteen Fifteen Hour Movie Television Thing
You can teach somebody how to be a brain surgeon, but you cannot teach them how to walk on a stage and make people laugh.
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Comedy is great because there’s no overhead.
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Comedy Great No Overhead

That’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar.

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That’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar.

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