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I guarantee there’s people who watch television who have no idea how complicated it is to make a television show.

Ron White

I’ve been married a few times. I’m not good at it.
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I really understood a lot more about comedy after listening to Bill Hicks, who died at 32 years old. He’s probably the best comedian who ever lived. Although you can’t say that because of Carlin, Cosby and Pryor.
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I loved listening to laughter even as a little kid.
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Even Kid Listen Little Love
We always go out looking for live music after our shows.
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After Always Go Live Look Music Out Show
There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.
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I’d rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
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Diamonds – that’ll shut her up… for a minute!
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Diamond Minute Shut
I was so in love with the idea of making people laugh for a living that I didn’t care what I had to do to get there. Or how much money I was going to make when I did get there.
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I’ve got a role in the new Billy Bob Thornton movie that Billy Bob wrote and is going to direct called ‘Jayne Mansfield’s Car.’ I only have four scenes, but I have as much dialogue as anybody in the movie.
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you’re a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level.
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Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
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If I’m not in the theatre, I’m in an open mic night or doing a guest set at the Comedy Club, or whatever, just trying to develop stuff.
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A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.
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My shows are not all-the-way filthy, but they can be.
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There’s no idea or concept in comedy you could do that hasn’t been attacked from some angle. But if you start leaving punchlines out so you’ll look cool, I don’t get that. But I don’t watch standup anyway, so I don’t know what they’re doing.
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The Majestic Theatre in San Antone is as good as it gets.
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