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Ron White

Think of The Rontourage as the Ron White Channel, where you can see us getting into trouble in all kinds of different places.
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Channel Country Different Get People Place Think Trouble
I’m definitely guilty of thinking something is funny but thinking the audience won’t. Then three years later I will finally try it and it’ll kill them. I got to give them more credit.
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My favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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Band Brother Chill Favourite Hot People
I don’t watch Comedy Central. I don’t enjoy it.
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Central Comedy Enjoy Watch
A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.
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Find Guess Humor Laugh Lot People Something
My show is more storytelling now than it’s ever been. It’s what I’m good at.
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Beem Ever Good More Show Storytelling
I always wanted to be a popular comedian.
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Always Comedian Popular Want
If you watch the ‘Blue Collar Comedy Tour,’ don’t expect that when you come see me by myself, ’cause it’s a little rougher.
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I was by far the least popular of the Blue Collar crew when we started. There was a definite pecking order, and everybody knew it.
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Blue Collar Crew Everybody Knew Least Order Pack Popular
The first thing I ever got my hands on was Andy Griffith’s ‘What It Was, Was Football.’ I was fascinated with the fact that every syllable made it funny, and I would laugh even though I didn’t know what any of it meant.
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I’m set up where I make a lot of money doing stand-up, and it’s easy.
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Lot Make Money Set Stand Up Ways
Pace, rhythm and timing. Pace, rhythm and timing is what it’s about. The content’s got to be great, but then it’s got to be delivered. It’s a tricky thing to do, and it takes a lot of work.
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I always found that the closer I got to who I really am, on stage, the more they responded to it.
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I loved listening to laughter even as a little kid.
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Even Kid Listen Little Love
I didn’t get where I am today by worryin’ about how I’d feel tomorrow.
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The Majestic Theatre in San Antone is as good as it gets.
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