I don’t watch Comedy Central. I don’t enjoy it.
RON WHITEI loved listening to laughter even as a little kid.
More Ron White Quotes
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When I was 20, I used to go around telling stories, and I knew where I was comfortable – onstage, talking, making ’em laugh and listen to the weirdest things. I liked being the center of attention.
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My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.
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I guarantee there’s people who watch television who have no idea how complicated it is to make a television show.
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I’ve never been one to look up the ladder. I’ve always looked down the ladder. As long as there’s one guy down there, I’m fine.
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I don’t think we have a surplus of fine educators in this country that we can just start dropping them for no reason whatsoever.
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I’m set up where I make a lot of money doing stand-up, and it’s easy.
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Diamonds – that’ll shut her up… for a minute!
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I’d rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
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The bulk of my fans are my age, and I’m aging at the same rate they are. That makes me relevant. They like hearing what I have to say. I work hard at it, but it’s addicting, really.
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Anything I write that I consider stage-quality work, I won’t give my TV show. I put it in my live show.
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Any time someone achieves success before they’ve earned it, it always comes back to haunt them.
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There have been times when I played more than others, but I’ve been a road comic for a quarter of a century, so I’ve always played golf on the road because you have a lot of time to kill.
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I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.
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Think of The Rontourage as the Ron White Channel, where you can see us getting into trouble in all kinds of different places.
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My uncle was a preacher, and I used to go watch him preach. He was also funny, so I’m very ‘preacher-ish’ on stage, not by intent but because that’s where I learned to talk in front of people.
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