I go to more open mic nights than open mikers.
RON WHITEI loved listening to laughter even as a little kid.
More Ron White Quotes
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I was so in love with the idea of making people laugh for a living that I didn’t care what I had to do to get there. Or how much money I was going to make when I did get there.
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I consider it an honor and a privilege to give back however I can for the many sacrifices of these incredibly brave men and women.
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That’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar.
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There’s not a pill you can take; there’s not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.
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I don’t have a specific plan except for as long as people want to listen to me talk, I’m going to keep talking. I can’t imagine a life without doing standup.
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If I see someone out there mouthing the words to a bit, I’m not having fun.
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I was a comedy fan when I was a little kid.
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I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more.
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The only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans.
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I started selling out comedy clubs before I got to town with no advertising. I was selling out theaters just on the rumor that I was going to be there.
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I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.
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But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It’s like anything else. It’s a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever.
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My opening acts are always really strong because I need a guy who can take on a big, big crowd. Which is not that easy to do.
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I’ve asked these guys in rock bands with all the 18-wheelers driving to the venue how they make money. I just don’t understand it. But I don’t understand a lot of things.
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People, when they go on stage, tend to be animated and try to force things out instead of relaxing and bringing it in.
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