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I loved listening to laughter even as a little kid.

Ron White

People are saying that I’m an alcoholic, and that’s not true, because I only drink when I work, and I’m a workaholic.
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You know, my first album, some of those jokes I’d done for twelve years because I couldn’t throw ’em out.
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Anything I write that I consider stage-quality work, I won’t give my TV show. I put it in my live show.
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My opening acts are always really strong because I need a guy who can take on a big, big crowd. Which is not that easy to do.
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I get e-mail from all over the world, and from lawyers and doctors and whoever – plumbers and drywall hangers.
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I was so in love with the idea of making people laugh for a living that I didn’t care what I had to do to get there. Or how much money I was going to make when I did get there.
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I was always a funny guy. I don’t think anybody that makes it to this level of stand-up wasn’t a funny guy when they were young.
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The only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans.
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It went from Bob Newhart to Flip Wilson to Bill Cosby to Richard Pryor to George Carlin to Cheech and Chong. I had all these records.
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I don’t think we have a surplus of fine educators in this country that we can just start dropping them for no reason whatsoever.
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I loved listening to laughter even as a little kid.
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I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more.
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You can teach somebody how to be a brain surgeon, but you cannot teach them how to walk on a stage and make people laugh.
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There’s no idea or concept in comedy you could do that hasn’t been attacked from some angle. But if you start leaving punchlines out so you’ll look cool, I don’t get that. But I don’t watch standup anyway, so I don’t know what they’re doing.
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I was a comedy fan when I was a little kid.
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I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product!
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