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I loved listening to laughter even as a little kid.

Ron White

If you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it’s being true to their nature… that’s what takes a long time to learn.
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I’d rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
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The first thing I ever got my hands on was Andy Griffith’s ‘What It Was, Was Football.’ I was fascinated with the fact that every syllable made it funny, and I would laugh even though I didn’t know what any of it meant.
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My favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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My uncle was a preacher, and I used to go watch him preach. He was also funny, so I’m very ‘preacher-ish’ on stage, not by intent but because that’s where I learned to talk in front of people.
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Think of The Rontourage as the Ron White Channel, where you can see us getting into trouble in all kinds of different places.
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I always wanted to be a popular comedian.
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I do a lot of gay-friendly stuff in my show, and men, women, they all love it. I practice non-judgment in my daily life and hope other people do the same thing.
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative.
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When I was 20, I used to go around telling stories, and I knew where I was comfortable – onstage, talking, making ’em laugh and listen to the weirdest things. I liked being the center of attention.
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We always go out looking for live music after our shows.
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Comedy is great because there’s no overhead.
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I didn’t get where I am today by worryin’ about how I’d feel tomorrow.
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I’ve got a great cigar collection – it’s actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn’t going to smoke every last one of ’em.
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When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.
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I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that’s all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.
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