I wonder what chairs think about all day: “Oh, here comes another asshole
ROBIN WILLIAMSMost of all, I want to thank my father, up there, the man who when I said I wanted to be an actor, he said, ‘Wonderful. Just have a back-up profession like welding.’
More Robin Williams Quotes
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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind. Always.
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Boys, you must strive to find your own voice, because the longer you wait to begin the less likely you are to find it at all.
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We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race.
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Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.
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After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.
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I was an only child. I did have kind of like a lonely existence.
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Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.
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I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.
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Seize the day. Make your life extraordinary.
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I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.
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We used to be hunter-gatherers, now we’re shopper-borrowers.
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All you have to do is think one happy thought, and you’ll fly like me.
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The things we fear the most have already happened to us.
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The idea of having a steady job is appealing.
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Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some get it as a graduation gift.
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