Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.
ROBIN WILLIAMSReality: What a concept!
More Robin Williams Quotes
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Poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for.
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Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.
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After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.
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If you’re that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution, to a temporary problem.
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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
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The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?
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Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
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But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be.
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Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.
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The things we fear the most have already happened to us.
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Even mistakes can be wonderful.
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The idea of having a steady job is appealing.
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Don’t mess with me, man, I’m a lawyer!
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I try to make sense of things. Which is why, I guess, I believe in destiny. There must be a reason that I am as I am. There must be.
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My children give me a great sense of wonder. Just to see them develop into these extraordinary human beings.
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