Sometimes you got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It’s called fun.
ROBIN WILLIAMSThe idea of having a steady job is appealing.
More Robin Williams Quotes
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When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind. Always.
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Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
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Self-reliance is the key to a vigorous life. A man must look inward to find his own answers.
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Gentlemen, haven’t we learned anything from the music of John Lennon? All we need is love.
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After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.
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I like my wine like my women – ready to pass out.
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I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.
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Poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for.
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If women ran the world, we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
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Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.
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The great thing about marriage is the idea of really getting to know someone. And really getting to know a woman is a life long task.
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What’s right is what’s left if you do everything else wrong.
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People say satire is dead. It’s not dead; it’s alive and living in the White House.
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A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills, no, no. They’d make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.
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