I like my wine like my women – ready to pass out.
ROBIN WILLIAMSThe idea of having a steady job is appealing.
More Robin Williams Quotes
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Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.
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You need a touch of madness, just enough that you don’t become stupid!
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Sucking the marrow out of life doesn’t mean choking on the bone.
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If we’re going to fight a disease, let’s fight one of the most terrible diseases of all, indifference.
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After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.
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We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race.
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Reality: What a concept!
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The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?
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Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party!’
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A human life is just a heartbeat in heaven.
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Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.
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For a while you get mad, then you get over it.
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But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be.
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If women ran the world, we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
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If heaven exists, to know that there’s laughs, that would be a great thing.
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