I love kids, but they are a tough audience.
ROBIN WILLIAMSThe idea of having a steady job is appealing.
More Robin Williams Quotes
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Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
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Make your life spectacular, I know I did.
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The truth is, if anything, I’m probably addicted to laughter.
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Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.
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Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
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No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
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I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.
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Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you are making too much money.
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When I was growing up they used to say, “Robin, drugs can kill you.” Now that I’m 58 my doctor’s telling me, “Robin, you need drugs to live.” I realize now that my doctor is also my dealer.
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Sucking the marrow out of life doesn’t mean choking on the bone.
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When I was little, my mother was funny with me, and I started to be charming and funny for her, and I learned that by being entertaining, you make a connection with another person.
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As an alcoholic, you will violate your standards quicker than you can lower them.
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Sometimes you can have a whole lifetime in a day and never notice that this is a beautiful as it gets.
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A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills, no, no. They’d make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.
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But if there’s love, dear – those are the ties that bind, and you’ll have a family in your heart, forever.
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