Comedy is acting out optimism.
ROBIN WILLIAMSAnything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.
More Robin Williams Quotes
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Most of all, I want to thank my father, up there, the man who when I said I wanted to be an actor, he said, ‘Wonderful. Just have a back-up profession like welding.’
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You have to break in half to love somebody.
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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
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Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs.
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Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
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I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.
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You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you, you’ll win, no matter what the outcome.
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If you’re that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution, to a temporary problem.
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Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.
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The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, ‘Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.’ She’s got a baseball bat and yelling, You want a piece of me?
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The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?
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I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.
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My favorite thing to do is ride a bicycle. I ride road bikes. And for me, it’s mobile meditation.
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Boys, you must strive to find your own voice, because the longer you wait to begin the less likely you are to find it at all.
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There are no rules. Just follow your heart.
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