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Compassionate conservative. I don’t know what that is, it sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.
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Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party!’
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Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.
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Sometimes you got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It’s called fun.
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Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.
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The human spirit is more powerful than any drug – and that is what needs to be nourished: with work, play, friendship, family. These are the things that matter.
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You need a touch of madness, just enough that you don’t become stupid!
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We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race.
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I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.
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You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren’t paying attention to.
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Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.
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A human life is just a heartbeat in heaven.
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My children give me a great sense of wonder. Just to see them develop into these extraordinary human beings.
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Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
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After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.
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Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
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