There’s a world out there. Open a window, and it’s there.
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More Robin Williams Quotes
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I love kids, but they are a tough audience.
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Reality: What a concept!
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I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.
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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind. Always.
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Gentlemen, haven’t we learned anything from the music of John Lennon? All we need is love.
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Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.
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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
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Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.
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Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.
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If you’re that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution, to a temporary problem.
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When I was little, my mother was funny with me, and I started to be charming and funny for her, and I learned that by being entertaining, you make a connection with another person.
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Sucking the marrow out of life doesn’t mean choking on the bone.
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Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
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Please, don’t worry so much. Because in the end, none of us have very long on this Earth. Life is fleeting.
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Sometimes you can have a whole lifetime in a day and never notice that this is a beautiful as it gets.
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