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Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.

Robin Williams

But if there’s love, dear – those are the ties that bind, and you’ll have a family in your heart, forever.
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Blind Family Forever Heart Love
Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs.
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Cope Drug People Reality
I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.
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Absolute Deep Happiness People Sad Try Want Worth
A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills, no, no. They’d make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.
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Bomb Humour Kill Weapon Woman
I like my wine like my women – ready to pass out.
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Funny Marriage Wife Wine Women
I wonder what chairs think about all day: “Oh, here comes another asshole
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Asshole Chair Funny Thinking
If you’re that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution, to a temporary problem.
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Depression Permanent Problem Remember Solution Suicide
I was an only child. I did have kind of like a lonely existence.
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Children Existence Loneliness
No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
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Change Entrepreneur Ideas Inspirational People World
What’s right is what’s left if you do everything else wrong.
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Inspirational Right Wrong
The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?
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Body Design Human Science Toxic Waste
You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.
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Difference Divorce Funny Trailor
There’s a time for daring and there’s a time for caution, and a wise man understands which is called for.
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Caution Dare Man Mature Time Understand Wise
I do believe in love; it’s wonderful – especially love third time around, it’s even more precious; it’s kind of amazing.
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Amazing Believe Especially Love Precious Wonderful
When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
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Doubt Funny Joke
We used to be hunter-gatherers, now we’re shopper-borrowers.
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Borrow Hunter Used

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