Don’t mess with me, man, I’m a lawyer!
ROBIN WILLIAMSGolf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
More Robin Williams Quotes
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People say satire is dead. It’s not dead; it’s alive and living in the White House.
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Reality: What a concept!
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The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, ‘Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.’ She’s got a baseball bat and yelling, You want a piece of me?
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She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other.
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I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.
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I try to make sense of things. Which is why, I guess, I believe in destiny. There must be a reason that I am as I am. There must be.
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What some folks call impossible is just stuff they haven’t seen before.
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Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.
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When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
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I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.
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As an alcoholic, you will violate your standards quicker than you can lower them.
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Gentlemen, haven’t we learned anything from the music of John Lennon? All we need is love.
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Politics is so personal, vicious and immediate, how are you going to get anything done? Even the local politics where I live have gotten so ugly.
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Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.
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Even mistakes can be wonderful.
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