But if there’s love, dear – those are the ties that bind, and you’ll have a family in your heart, forever.
ROBIN WILLIAMSGolf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
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Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs.
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I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.
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A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills, no, no. They’d make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.
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I like my wine like my women – ready to pass out.
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I wonder what chairs think about all day: “Oh, here comes another asshole
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If you’re that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution, to a temporary problem.
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I was an only child. I did have kind of like a lonely existence.
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No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
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What’s right is what’s left if you do everything else wrong.
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The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?
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You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.
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There’s a time for daring and there’s a time for caution, and a wise man understands which is called for.
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I do believe in love; it’s wonderful – especially love third time around, it’s even more precious; it’s kind of amazing.
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When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
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We used to be hunter-gatherers, now we’re shopper-borrowers.
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