As an alcoholic, you will violate your standards quicker than you can lower them.
ROBIN WILLIAMSGolf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
More Robin Williams Quotes
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There are no rules. Just follow your heart.
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Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.
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When I was little, my mother was funny with me, and I started to be charming and funny for her, and I learned that by being entertaining, you make a connection with another person.
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My battles with addiction definitely shaped how I am now. They really made me deeply appreciate human contact. And the value of friends and family, how precious that is.
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She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other.
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Politics is so personal, vicious and immediate, how are you going to get anything done? Even the local politics where I live have gotten so ugly.
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There’s a time for daring and there’s a time for caution, and a wise man understands which is called for.
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Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.
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I was an only child. I did have kind of like a lonely existence.
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My children give me a great sense of wonder. Just to see them develop into these extraordinary human beings.
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I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.
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After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.
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I wonder what chairs think about all day: “Oh, here comes another asshole
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My favorite thing to do is ride a bicycle. I ride road bikes. And for me, it’s mobile meditation.
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There’s no shame in failing. The only shame is not giving things your best shot.
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