After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.
ROBIN WILLIAMSGolf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
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Self-reliance is the key to a vigorous life. A man must look inward to find his own answers.
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I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.
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If you’re that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution, to a temporary problem.
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You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you, you’ll win, no matter what the outcome.
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I was an only child. I did have kind of like a lonely existence.
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I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.
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Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.
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The truth is, if anything, I’m probably addicted to laughter.
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You’re best when you’re not in charge. The ego locks the muse.
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No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
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Reality: What a concept!
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Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
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You have to break in half to love somebody.
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The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?
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There’s a world out there. Open a window, and it’s there.
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