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You need a touch of madness, just enough that you don’t become stupid!

Robin Williams

People say satire is dead. It’s not dead; it’s alive and living in the White House.
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Dead Funny Humour People
Don’t mess with me, man, I’m a lawyer!
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Lawyer Man Mess
We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race.
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Human Member Poetry Race Reading Writing
What’s right is what’s left if you do everything else wrong.
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Inspirational Right Wrong
Politics is so personal, vicious and immediate, how are you going to get anything done? Even the local politics where I live have gotten so ugly.
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Done Immediate Live Personal Politics Ugly
I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.
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Alone Broken Heart Ending Feeling Life People Used Worst
Comedy is acting out optimism.
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Acting Comedy One Liner Optimism
Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.
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Alcohol Dance
When I was little, my mother was funny with me, and I started to be charming and funny for her, and I learned that by being entertaining, you make a connection with another person.
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Care Charm Connection Funny Learning Mother
Boys, you must strive to find your own voice, because the longer you wait to begin the less likely you are to find it at all.
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Beginning Boy Finding Strive Voice
I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.
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Agree Positive Sorry
The human spirit is more powerful than any drug – and that is what needs to be nourished: with work, play, friendship, family. These are the things that matter.
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Drug Family Friendship Human Need Nourish Play Powerful Spirit
The great thing about marriage is the idea of really getting to know someone. And really getting to know a woman is a life long task.
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Greatness Ideas Life Marriage Woman
All you have to do is think one happy thought, and you’ll fly like me.
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Fly Happiness Positive Thinking
Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
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Baseball Cricket
The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.
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Alcohol Amendment Bear Funny Humour

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