black
grey
blue
red
brown
white

Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.

Related Topics

Divorce Humour Man Wallet

Bagwalas

Popular Authors

Marilyn Monroe Paulo Coelho Abraham Lincoln C. S. Lewis Khalil Gibran Charlie Chaplin Gautama Buddha Isaac Newton

There’s a world out there. Open a window, and it’s there.
ROBIN WILLIAMS

Healing Inspirational Window
I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.
ROBIN WILLIAMS

Alone Broken Heart Ending Feeling Life People Used Worst
You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.
ROBIN WILLIAMS

Entrepreneur Inspirational Lose Madness Spark Work Hard
Sometimes you got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It’s called fun.
ROBIN WILLIAMS

Fun Life Specific Trouble
Even mistakes can be wonderful.
ROBIN WILLIAMS

Business Inspirational Mistake One Liner Wonderful
Seize the day. Make your life extraordinary.
ROBIN WILLIAMS

Entrepreneur Extraordinary Inspirational Morning Positive
The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?
ROBIN WILLIAMS

Body Design Human Science Toxic Waste
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
ROBIN WILLIAMS

Funny Humour
Don’t associate yourself with toxic people. It’s better to be alone and love yourself than surrounded by people that make you hate yourself.
ROBIN WILLIAMS

Alone Associate Hate People Self Love Surround Toxic Yourself
I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.
ROBIN WILLIAMS

Education Ideas Knowledge Learning Thinking Yourself
She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other.
ROBIN WILLIAMS

Couple Each Other Perfection Relationship She
The human spirit is more powerful than any drug – and that is what needs to be nourished: with work, play, friendship, family. These are the things that matter.
ROBIN WILLIAMS

Drug Family Friendship Human Need Nourish Play Powerful Spirit
Gentlemen, haven’t we learned anything from the music of John Lennon? All we need is love.
ROBIN WILLIAMS

Gentlemen Learning Love Music
Please, don’t worry so much. Because in the end, none of us have very long on this Earth. Life is fleeting.
ROBIN WILLIAMS

Earth Ending Inspirational Life Philosophy Worry
People say satire is dead. It’s not dead; it’s alive and living in the White House.
ROBIN WILLIAMS

Dead Funny Humour People
Poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for.
ROBIN WILLIAMS

Alive Beautiful Love Poetry Romance

Copyright: 2020 - 2023 | Minimalist Quotes