Boys, you must strive to find your own voice, because the longer you wait to begin the less likely you are to find it at all.
ROBIN WILLIAMSAh, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.
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Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.
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Sometimes you got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It’s called fun.
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Politics is so personal, vicious and immediate, how are you going to get anything done? Even the local politics where I live have gotten so ugly.
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I was an only child. I did have kind of like a lonely existence.
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All you have to do is think one happy thought, and you’ll fly like me.
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Seize the day. Make your life extraordinary.
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You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.
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Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.
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If it’s the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
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I wonder what chairs think about all day: “Oh, here comes another asshole
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The things we fear the most have already happened to us.
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After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.
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But if there’s love, dear – those are the ties that bind, and you’ll have a family in your heart, forever.
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If you’re that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution, to a temporary problem.
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A human life is just a heartbeat in heaven.
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