As an alcoholic, you will violate your standards quicker than you can lower them.
ROBIN WILLIAMSAh, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.
More Robin Williams Quotes
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Most of all, I want to thank my father, up there, the man who when I said I wanted to be an actor, he said, ‘Wonderful. Just have a back-up profession like welding.’
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You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.
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Seize the day. Make your life extraordinary.
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The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?
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The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, ‘Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.’ She’s got a baseball bat and yelling, You want a piece of me?
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Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
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Even mistakes can be wonderful.
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There’s a world out there. Open a window, and it’s there.
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Sucking the marrow out of life doesn’t mean choking on the bone.
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A human life is just a heartbeat in heaven.
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I was an only child. I did have kind of like a lonely existence.
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Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party!’
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A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills, no, no. They’d make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.
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We used to be hunter-gatherers, now we’re shopper-borrowers.
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Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs.
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