Comedy is acting out optimism.
ROBIN WILLIAMSA woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills, no, no. They’d make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.
More Robin Williams Quotes
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Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.
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What’s right is what’s left if you do everything else wrong.
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To live would be an awfully big adventure.
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Boys, you must strive to find your own voice, because the longer you wait to begin the less likely you are to find it at all.
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If it’s the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
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My battles with addiction definitely shaped how I am now. They really made me deeply appreciate human contact. And the value of friends and family, how precious that is.
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My children give me a great sense of wonder. Just to see them develop into these extraordinary human beings.
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Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.
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I wonder what chairs think about all day: “Oh, here comes another asshole
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Sucking the marrow out of life doesn’t mean choking on the bone.
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We used to be hunter-gatherers, now we’re shopper-borrowers.
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There are no rules. Just follow your heart.
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I like my wine like my women – ready to pass out.
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Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs.
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Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you are making too much money.
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