Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
ROBIN WILLIAMSThere’s no shame in failing. The only shame is not giving things your best shot.
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I was an only child. I did have kind of like a lonely existence.
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Seize the day. Make your life extraordinary.
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Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.
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If women ran the world, we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
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Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.
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If we’re going to fight a disease, let’s fight one of the most terrible diseases of all, indifference.
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Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some get it as a graduation gift.
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As an alcoholic, you will violate your standards quicker than you can lower them.
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I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.
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The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?
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Even mistakes can be wonderful.
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If it’s the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
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The things we fear the most have already happened to us.
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I love kids, but they are a tough audience.
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Good people end up in Hell because they can’t forgive themselves.
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