After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.
ROBIN WILLIAMSThere’s no shame in failing. The only shame is not giving things your best shot.
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To live would be an awfully big adventure.
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As an alcoholic, you will violate your standards quicker than you can lower them.
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If you’re that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution, to a temporary problem.
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You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.
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If women ran the world, we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
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Boys, you must strive to find your own voice, because the longer you wait to begin the less likely you are to find it at all.
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When I was growing up they used to say, “Robin, drugs can kill you.” Now that I’m 58 my doctor’s telling me, “Robin, you need drugs to live.” I realize now that my doctor is also my dealer.
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Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.
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No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
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There are no rules. Just follow your heart.
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Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.
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Reality: What a concept!
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She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other.
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Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you are making too much money.
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I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.
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