Don’t mess with me, man, I’m a lawyer!
ROBIN WILLIAMSThere’s no shame in failing. The only shame is not giving things your best shot.
More Robin Williams Quotes
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Change is not popular; we are creatures of habit as human beings. ‘I want it to be the way it was.’ But if you continue the way it was there will be no ‘is.’
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My favorite thing to do is ride a bicycle. I ride road bikes. And for me, it’s mobile meditation.
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A human life is just a heartbeat in heaven.
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The truth is, if anything, I’m probably addicted to laughter.
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What’s right is what’s left if you do everything else wrong.
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Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.
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Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.
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The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?
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You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you, you’ll win, no matter what the outcome.
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But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be.
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Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.
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The great thing about marriage is the idea of really getting to know someone. And really getting to know a woman is a life long task.
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Seize the day. Make your life extraordinary.
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If heaven exists, to know that there’s laughs, that would be a great thing.
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The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, ‘Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.’ She’s got a baseball bat and yelling, You want a piece of me?
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