As an alcoholic, you will violate your standards quicker than you can lower them.
ROBIN WILLIAMSThe truth is, if anything, I’m probably addicted to laughter.
More Robin Williams Quotes
-
-
When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
ROBIN WILLIAMS -
Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.
ROBIN WILLIAMS -
The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?
ROBIN WILLIAMS -
Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
ROBIN WILLIAMS -
Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party!’
ROBIN WILLIAMS -
The truth is, if anything, I’m probably addicted to laughter.
ROBIN WILLIAMS -
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
ROBIN WILLIAMS -
If women ran the world, we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
ROBIN WILLIAMS -
Sometimes you can have a whole lifetime in a day and never notice that this is a beautiful as it gets.
ROBIN WILLIAMS -
I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.
ROBIN WILLIAMS -
Even mistakes can be wonderful.
ROBIN WILLIAMS -
Sometimes you got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It’s called fun.
ROBIN WILLIAMS -
My children give me a great sense of wonder. Just to see them develop into these extraordinary human beings.
ROBIN WILLIAMS -
Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.
ROBIN WILLIAMS -
Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.
ROBIN WILLIAMS