I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.
ROBIN WILLIAMSI do believe in love; it’s wonderful – especially love third time around, it’s even more precious; it’s kind of amazing.
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Compassionate conservative. I don’t know what that is, it sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.
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Poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for.
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People say satire is dead. It’s not dead; it’s alive and living in the White House.
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Even mistakes can be wonderful.
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Don’t associate yourself with toxic people. It’s better to be alone and love yourself than surrounded by people that make you hate yourself.
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You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.
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There are no rules. Just follow your heart.
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Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.
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The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?
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After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.
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I do believe in love; it’s wonderful – especially love third time around, it’s even more precious; it’s kind of amazing.
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Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party!’
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Most of all, I want to thank my father, up there, the man who when I said I wanted to be an actor, he said, ‘Wonderful. Just have a back-up profession like welding.’
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If you’re that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution, to a temporary problem.
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Gentlemen, haven’t we learned anything from the music of John Lennon? All we need is love.
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