I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.
ROBIN WILLIAMSI do believe in love; it’s wonderful – especially love third time around, it’s even more precious; it’s kind of amazing.
More Robin Williams Quotes
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The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?
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The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, ‘Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.’ She’s got a baseball bat and yelling, You want a piece of me?
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What some folks call impossible is just stuff they haven’t seen before.
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You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren’t paying attention to.
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I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.
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Poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for.
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There are no rules. Just follow your heart.
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Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party!’
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You know what music is? God’s little reminder that there’s something else besides us in this universe; harmonic connection between all living beings, every where, even the stars.
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Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.
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But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be.
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You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.
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If heaven exists, to know that there’s laughs, that would be a great thing.
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Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
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You’re best when you’re not in charge. The ego locks the muse.
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