Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.
ROBIN WILLIAMSYou’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.
More Robin Williams Quotes
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No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
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Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.
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I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.
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Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.
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You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren’t paying attention to.
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You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.
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I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.
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If women ran the world, we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
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Death – to blink for an exceptionally long period of time.
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There’s a time for daring and there’s a time for caution, and a wise man understands which is called for.
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The things we fear the most have already happened to us.
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Make your life spectacular, I know I did.
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Compassionate conservative. I don’t know what that is, it sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.
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After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.
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Sometimes you can have a whole lifetime in a day and never notice that this is a beautiful as it gets.
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