Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
ROBIN WILLIAMSYou have to break in half to love somebody.
More Robin Williams Quotes
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I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.
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Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
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Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.
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Death – to blink for an exceptionally long period of time.
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Comedy is acting out optimism.
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Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.
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I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.
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The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?
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Politics is so personal, vicious and immediate, how are you going to get anything done? Even the local politics where I live have gotten so ugly.
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The truth is, if anything, I’m probably addicted to laughter.
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Sometimes you can have a whole lifetime in a day and never notice that this is a beautiful as it gets.
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There are no rules. Just follow your heart.
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There’s no shame in failing. The only shame is not giving things your best shot.
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I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.
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People say satire is dead. It’s not dead; it’s alive and living in the White House.
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