When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
ROBIN WILLIAMSPoetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for.
More Robin Williams Quotes
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The human spirit is more powerful than any drug – and that is what needs to be nourished: with work, play, friendship, family. These are the things that matter.
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I do believe in love; it’s wonderful – especially love third time around, it’s even more precious; it’s kind of amazing.
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Gentlemen, haven’t we learned anything from the music of John Lennon? All we need is love.
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Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs.
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You’re best when you’re not in charge. The ego locks the muse.
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Most of all, I want to thank my father, up there, the man who when I said I wanted to be an actor, he said, ‘Wonderful. Just have a back-up profession like welding.’
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I love kids, but they are a tough audience.
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Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.
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I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.
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What’s right is what’s left if you do everything else wrong.
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I was an only child. I did have kind of like a lonely existence.
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As an alcoholic, you will violate your standards quicker than you can lower them.
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My children give me a great sense of wonder. Just to see them develop into these extraordinary human beings.
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When I was little, my mother was funny with me, and I started to be charming and funny for her, and I learned that by being entertaining, you make a connection with another person.
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You need a touch of madness, just enough that you don’t become stupid!
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