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Say yes to everything. ‘You want me to buy you some food?’ Yes. ‘You want me to buy you a car?’ Yes.
CARDI B

Buy Car Food Humor Sarcastic
My tattoos have become a part of me. When I look in the mirror, I just see my face.
LIL PEEP

Face Mirror Sarcastic Tattoo
We didn’t lose the game; we just ran out of time.
VINCE LOMBARDI

Game Lose One Liner Sarcastic Sports Time
I never said all actors are cattle; what I said was all actors should be treated like cattle.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK

Act Animal Funny Sarcastic
A jealous woman is a best investigator than CBI.
HELLY MCGIBBON

Funny Investigation Jealous Sarcastic Woman
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
YOGI BERRA

Eat Food Funny Hungry Pizza Sarcastic
It isn’t what I do, but how I do it. It isn’t what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it and say it.
MAE WEST

Funny Look Sarcastic
I love only one girl, one in every town.
ELVIS PRESLEY

Funny Girl Humour Love Sarcastic Town
One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child’s name and how old he or she is.
ERMA BOMBECK

Children Expectation Funny Life Oneself Sarcastic
Just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things. It’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot.
ANONYMOUS

Funny Greatness Sarcastic Trash Waste Yourself
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.
ABBA EBAN

Alternative Behave Exhausted Funny History Men Sarcastic Teach War Wise
Curve: The loveliest distance between two points.
MAE WEST

Curve Distance Humour Sarcastic
We learn from history that we don’t learn from history.
TUTU DESMOND

History Learning Sarcastic
My mother would kill me if I posed nude! My mother raised me with certain standards.
RIHANNA

Certain Kill Mother Nude Post Raise Sarcastic Standard
I might talk about killing people, but that doesn’t mean I do it.
EMINEM

Humour Kill People Sarcastic
Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I’d have to give it up.
MAE WEST

Give Up Hobby Marriage Men Sarcastic
It’s all right for a perfect stranger to kiss your hand as long as he’s perfect.
MAE WEST

Hands Kiss Perfection Sarcastic Stranger
You’re about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.
ROWAN ATKINSON

Contest Humour Man Sarcastic
Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.
MAE WEST

Live Sarcastic
The clear problem of the outlawing of insult is that too many things can be interpreted as such. Criticism, ridicule, sarcasm, merely stating an alternative point of view to the orthodoxy, can be interpreted as insult.
ROWAN ATKINSON

Alternative Criticism Insult Problem Sarcastic
Whenever you have an ex, and they’re like, ‘I hope we can still be friends!’ and you weren’t friends before you started dating, then what do you go back to, really?
ED SHEERAN

Ex Gitlfriend Friendship Funny Sarcastic
There’s only two people in your life you should lie to… the police and your girlfriend.
JACK NICHOLSON

Funny Girlfriend Lie Life People Police Sarcastic
I’m sarcastic, skeptical, and sometimes callous because I’m still afraid, deep down, of letting myself be hurt.
SYLVIA PLATH

Afraid Depression Hurt Myself Sarcastic
The only frustrating thing about jail is that I can’t make music.
KEVIN GATES

Frustration Jail Music Sarcastic
I was the first woman to burn my bra – it took the fire department four days to put it out.
DOLLY PARTON

Bra Burn Department Fire Humour Sarcastic Woman
There are only two ways of telling the complete truth – anonymously and posthumously.
THOMAS SOWELL

Honesty Sarcastic Truth
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
MITCH HEDBERG

Death Fake Funny Plant Sarcastic

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