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When carrying a jar of honey to give to a friend for his birthday, don’t stop and eat it along the way.
A. A. MILNE

Birthday Friendship Honey Sarcastic
The problem with this country is that you meet your soulmate after getting married.
STUART PETERSON

Country Funny Marriage Meet Problem Sarcastic Soulmate
If you’re going to get in trouble for hitting someone, might as well hit them hard.
HARRY STYLES

Funny Hit Sarcastic Trouble
The empty vessel makes the loudest sound.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

Funny Noise Sarcastic Vessel
You can steal my women but don’t play with my whiskey.
CHARLES BUKOWSKI

Alcohol Play Sarcastic Steal Whisky Women
Nothing wrong with shooting, as long as the right people get shot.
CLINT EASTWOOD

Funny People Sarcastic Shooting Weapon Wrong
It is true that liberty is precious; so precious that it must be carefully rationed.
VLADIMIR LENIN

Care Liberty Sarcastic True
If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
CLINT EASTWOOD

Funny Inspirational Sarcastic
Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
MAE WEST

Conquer Love Poverty Sarcastic Toothache
I tried every diet in the book. I tried some that weren’t in the book. I tried eating the book. It tasted better than most of the diets.
DOLLY PARTON

Book Diet Eat Sarcastic Taste Try

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