“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”

Almost anyone can be an author; the business is to collect money and fame from this state of being.

Always watch where you are going. Otherwise, you may step on a piece of the Forest that was left out by mistake.

Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.

It is a terrible thing for an author to have a lot of people running about his book without any invitation from him at all.

Almost anyone can be an author; the business is to collect money and fame from this state of being.

Always watch where you are going. Otherwise, you may step on a piece of the Forest that was left out by mistake.

You are braver than you believe, Stronger than you seem, And smarter than you think.

A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise.

Any day spent with you is my favorite day. So today is my new favorite day.

Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Nowhere can I think so happily as in a train.

If you were a bird, and lived on high, You’d lean on the wind when the wind came by, You’d say to the wind when it took you away: ‘That’s where I wanted to go today!

Bores can be divided into two classes; those who have their own particular subject, and those who do not need a subject.

If there ever comes a day when we can’t be together, keep me in your heart. I’ll stay there forever.

Promise you won’t forget me, ever. Not even when I’m a hundred.

How sweet to be a Cloud. Floating in the Blue!

An eye for an eye. We are all blind.

You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.

Being crazy isn’t enough.

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Cultivate your curves – they may be dangerous but they won’t be avoided.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it.

People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.

There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.