“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”

Nowhere can I think so happily as in a train.

If you were a bird, and lived on high, You’d lean on the wind when the wind came by, You’d say to the wind when it took you away: ‘That’s where I wanted to go today!

Bores can be divided into two classes; those who have their own particular subject, and those who do not need a subject.

If there ever comes a day when we can’t be together, keep me in your heart. I’ll stay there forever.

Promise you won’t forget me, ever. Not even when I’m a hundred.

How sweet to be a Cloud. Floating in the Blue!

We can’t all and some of us don’t. That’s all there is to it.

Think, think, think.

Love is taking a few steps backward, maybe even more to give way to the happiness of the person you love.

The things that make me different are the things that make me.

Food is a subject of conversation more spiritually refreshing even than the weather, for the number of possible remarks about the weather is limited, whereas of food you can talk on and on and on.

We’ll be friends until forever, just you wait and see.

It is hard to be brave, when you’re only a very small animal.

It’s not much of a tail, but I’m sort of attached to it.

To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks.

It’s always useful to know where a friend-and-relation is, whether you want him or whether you don’t.

You can write about anything for children as long as you’ve got humour.

Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.

Doctors put drugs of which they know little into bodies of which they know less for diseases of which they know nothing at all.

I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life’s a bitch. You’ve got to go out and kick ass.

Who said nights were for sleep?

From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

She’s the sort of woman who lives for others – you can tell the others by their hunted expression.