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There’s only two people in your life you should lie to… the police and your girlfriend.

Jack Nicholson

Age is the first limitation on roles that I’ve ever had to encounter, and I hit that a while ago.
JACK NICHOLSON

Age Birthday Encounter Hit Limitation
A lot of people can’t remember things because they weren’t actually there to begin with – they don’t take it all in.
JACK NICHOLSON

Actually People Remember
I’m content with the fact that I made a decent effort. That’s what I’ve always worried about: that I wouldn’t try hard enough.
JACK NICHOLSON

Decent Effort Personality Worry
Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don’t love.
JACK NICHOLSON

Fight Girlfriend Love
I would never complain about my life, even though I really would like to have a mate.
JACK NICHOLSON

Complain Life Mate
The average celebrity meets, in one year, ten times the amount of people that the average person meets in his entire life.
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Amount Celebrity Meet People Person
Almost everybody’s happy to be a fool for love.
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Fools Happiness Love
If men are honest, everything they do and everywhere they go is for a chance to see women.
JACK NICHOLSON

Chance Honest Men See Women
Just let the wardrobe do the acting.
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Acting Wardrobe
A star on a movie set is like a time bomb. That bomb has got to be defused so people can approach it without fear.
JACK NICHOLSON

Actor Approach Bomb Celebrity Defuse Fear People Time
If you get an impulse in a scene, no matter how wrong it seems, follow the impulse. It might be something and if it ain’t – take two!
JACK NICHOLSON

Follow Impulse Scene Wrong
Don’t ever give anybody your best advice, because they’re not going to follow it.
JACK NICHOLSON

Advice Follow Human Nature
With my sunglasses on, I’m Jack Nicholson. Without them, I’m fat and 60.
JACK NICHOLSON

Fat Funny Sunglass
Played tennis for years. But you can’t improve at tennis after you’re 50. You get to be in your 40s, and suddenly you’re a doubles player.
JACK NICHOLSON

Improvement Player Tennis
My motto is more good times.
JACK NICHOLSON

Goodness Motto One Liner Time
I like to not care that much about criticism, but I do care about it.
JACK NICHOLSON

Care Criticism

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