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There’s only two people in your life you should lie to… the police and your girlfriend.

Jack Nicholson

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away.
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Ability Security Sign Thinking
Just let the wardrobe do the acting.
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Acting Wardrobe
There were points in my life where I felt oddly irresistible to women. I’m not in that state now and that makes me sad.
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Irresistible Life Sad Women
Almost everybody’s happy to be a fool for love.
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Fools Happiness Love
I would never complain about my life, even though I really would like to have a mate.
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Complain Life Mate
If men are honest, everything they do and everywhere they go is for a chance to see women.
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Chance Honest Men See Women
It’s a slight stretch of the imagination but most people are alike in most ways so I’ve never had any trouble identifying with the character that I’m playing.
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Imagination People Play Stretch Trouble
The minute that you’re not learning I believe you’re dead.
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Believe Dead Knowledge Learn
I don’t think many people have a very good understanding of leisure and the importance it plays in our lives.
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Importance Leisure Live People Play Understand
In other words, I wouldn’t like to be an actor if I could only be real. I like to get wild, behaviourally wild, and it’s crazy to think of any form where it’s just one way.
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Actor Behaviour Real Wild
Early on, if I was alone two-three nights in a row, I’d start writing poems about suicide.
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Alone Night Poem Suicide Writing
Played tennis for years. But you can’t improve at tennis after you’re 50. You get to be in your 40s, and suddenly you’re a doubles player.
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Improvement Player Tennis
I’m content with the fact that I made a decent effort. That’s what I’ve always worried about: that I wouldn’t try hard enough.
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Decent Effort Personality Worry
With my sunglasses on, I’m Jack Nicholson. Without them, I’m fat and 60.
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Fat Funny Sunglass
Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don’t love.
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Fight Girlfriend Love
Don’t ever give anybody your best advice, because they’re not going to follow it.
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Advice Follow Human Nature

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