There’s only two people in your life you should lie to… the police and your girlfriend.
JACK NICHOLSONThere’s only two people in your life you should lie to… the police and your girlfriend.
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Early on, if I was alone two-three nights in a row, I’d start writing poems about suicide.
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Don’t ever give anybody your best advice, because they’re not going to follow it.
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With my sunglasses on, I’m Jack Nicholson. Without them, I’m fat and 60.
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Frankly, I got into the movies because I like the movies a lot.
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A lot of people can’t remember things because they weren’t actually there to begin with – they don’t take it all in.
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It’s a slight stretch of the imagination but most people are alike in most ways so I’ve never had any trouble identifying with the character that I’m playing.
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If men are honest, everything they do and everywhere they go is for a chance to see women.
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If you get an impulse in a scene, no matter how wrong it seems, follow the impulse. It might be something and if it ain’t – take two!
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My motto is more good times.
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The minute that you’re not learning I believe you’re dead.
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I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away.
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I can’t hit on women in public any more. I didn’t decide this; it just doesn’t feel right at my age.
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A star on a movie set is like a time bomb. That bomb has got to be defused so people can approach it without fear.
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There were points in my life where I felt oddly irresistible to women. I’m not in that state now and that makes me sad.
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Played tennis for years. But you can’t improve at tennis after you’re 50. You get to be in your 40s, and suddenly you’re a doubles player.
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Beer, it’s the best damn drink in the world.
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Acting is everybody’s favorite second job.
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I would never complain about my life, even though I really would like to have a mate.
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I’m content with the fact that I made a decent effort. That’s what I’ve always worried about: that I wouldn’t try hard enough.
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We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We’re in a race against time, until we run out of money.
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Well, I’m not going to sit here and pretend that I haven’t been a rogue most of my life.
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The average celebrity meets, in one year, ten times the amount of people that the average person meets in his entire life.
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I like to not care that much about criticism, but I do care about it.
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In other words, I wouldn’t like to be an actor if I could only be real. I like to get wild, behaviourally wild, and it’s crazy to think of any form where it’s just one way.
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Almost everybody’s happy to be a fool for love.
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I don’t think many people have a very good understanding of leisure and the importance it plays in our lives.
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