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There’s only two people in your life you should lie to… the police and your girlfriend.

Jack Nicholson

Just let the wardrobe do the acting.
JACK NICHOLSON

Acting Wardrobe
With my sunglasses on, I’m Jack Nicholson. Without them, I’m fat and 60.
JACK NICHOLSON

Fat Funny Sunglass
I would never complain about my life, even though I really would like to have a mate.
JACK NICHOLSON

Complain Life Mate
A star on a movie set is like a time bomb. That bomb has got to be defused so people can approach it without fear.
JACK NICHOLSON

Actor Approach Bomb Celebrity Defuse Fear People Time
There were points in my life where I felt oddly irresistible to women. I’m not in that state now and that makes me sad.
JACK NICHOLSON

Irresistible Life Sad Women
My motto is more good times.
JACK NICHOLSON

Goodness Motto One Liner Time
Early on, if I was alone two-three nights in a row, I’d start writing poems about suicide.
JACK NICHOLSON

Alone Night Poem Suicide Writing
Played tennis for years. But you can’t improve at tennis after you’re 50. You get to be in your 40s, and suddenly you’re a doubles player.
JACK NICHOLSON

Improvement Player Tennis
There’s only two people in your life you should lie to… the police and your girlfriend.
JACK NICHOLSON

Funny Girlfriend Lie Life People Police Sarcastic
Acting is everybody’s favorite second job.
JACK NICHOLSON

Acting Favorite Job
Almost everybody’s happy to be a fool for love.
JACK NICHOLSON

Fools Happiness Love
The average celebrity meets, in one year, ten times the amount of people that the average person meets in his entire life.
JACK NICHOLSON

Amount Celebrity Meet People Person
Frankly, I got into the movies because I like the movies a lot.
JACK NICHOLSON

Actor Movie
I’m content with the fact that I made a decent effort. That’s what I’ve always worried about: that I wouldn’t try hard enough.
JACK NICHOLSON

Decent Effort Personality Worry
Age is the first limitation on roles that I’ve ever had to encounter, and I hit that a while ago.
JACK NICHOLSON

Age Birthday Encounter Hit Limitation
I like to not care that much about criticism, but I do care about it.
JACK NICHOLSON

Care Criticism
I don’t think many people have a very good understanding of leisure and the importance it plays in our lives.
JACK NICHOLSON

Importance Leisure Live People Play Understand
I can’t hit on women in public any more. I didn’t decide this; it just doesn’t feel right at my age.
JACK NICHOLSON

Age Decide Hit Public Women
We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We’re in a race against time, until we run out of money.
JACK NICHOLSON

Against Fast Money Race Run Time
Beer, it’s the best damn drink in the world.
JACK NICHOLSON

Alcohol Beer Drink World
Don’t ever give anybody your best advice, because they’re not going to follow it.
JACK NICHOLSON

Advice Follow Human Nature
If you get an impulse in a scene, no matter how wrong it seems, follow the impulse. It might be something and if it ain’t – take two!
JACK NICHOLSON

Follow Impulse Scene Wrong
The minute that you’re not learning I believe you’re dead.
JACK NICHOLSON

Believe Dead Knowledge Learn
If men are honest, everything they do and everywhere they go is for a chance to see women.
JACK NICHOLSON

Chance Honest Men See Women
Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don’t love.
JACK NICHOLSON

Fight Girlfriend Love
In other words, I wouldn’t like to be an actor if I could only be real. I like to get wild, behaviourally wild, and it’s crazy to think of any form where it’s just one way.
JACK NICHOLSON

Actor Behaviour Real Wild
I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away.
JACK NICHOLSON

Ability Security Sign Thinking

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