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A lot of people can’t remember things because they weren’t actually there to begin with – they don’t take it all in.

Jack Nicholson

There’s only two people in your life you should lie to… the police and your girlfriend.
JACK NICHOLSON

Funny Girlfriend Lie Life People Police Sarcastic
The minute that you’re not learning I believe you’re dead.
JACK NICHOLSON

Believe Dead Knowledge Learn
Beer, it’s the best damn drink in the world.
JACK NICHOLSON

Alcohol Beer Drink World
I don’t think many people have a very good understanding of leisure and the importance it plays in our lives.
JACK NICHOLSON

Importance Leisure Live People Play Understand
With my sunglasses on, I’m Jack Nicholson. Without them, I’m fat and 60.
JACK NICHOLSON

Fat Funny Sunglass
I can’t hit on women in public any more. I didn’t decide this; it just doesn’t feel right at my age.
JACK NICHOLSON

Age Decide Hit Public Women
There were points in my life where I felt oddly irresistible to women. I’m not in that state now and that makes me sad.
JACK NICHOLSON

Irresistible Life Sad Women
Don’t ever give anybody your best advice, because they’re not going to follow it.
JACK NICHOLSON

Advice Follow Human Nature
In other words, I wouldn’t like to be an actor if I could only be real. I like to get wild, behaviourally wild, and it’s crazy to think of any form where it’s just one way.
JACK NICHOLSON

Actor Behaviour Real Wild
If you get an impulse in a scene, no matter how wrong it seems, follow the impulse. It might be something and if it ain’t – take two!
JACK NICHOLSON

Follow Impulse Scene Wrong
Early on, if I was alone two-three nights in a row, I’d start writing poems about suicide.
JACK NICHOLSON

Alone Night Poem Suicide Writing
Age is the first limitation on roles that I’ve ever had to encounter, and I hit that a while ago.
JACK NICHOLSON

Age Birthday Encounter Hit Limitation
I would never complain about my life, even though I really would like to have a mate.
JACK NICHOLSON

Complain Life Mate
If men are honest, everything they do and everywhere they go is for a chance to see women.
JACK NICHOLSON

Chance Honest Men See Women
A star on a movie set is like a time bomb. That bomb has got to be defused so people can approach it without fear.
JACK NICHOLSON

Actor Approach Bomb Celebrity Defuse Fear People Time
I like to not care that much about criticism, but I do care about it.
JACK NICHOLSON

Care Criticism

A lot of people can’t remember things because they weren’t actually there to begin with – they don’t take it all in.

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