I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
MAE WESTLove is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.
More Mae West Quotes
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Don’t keep a man guessing too long – he’s sure to find the answer somewhere else
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Sex is an emotion in motion.
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I like my clothes tight enough to show I’m a woman, but loose enough to show I’m a lady.
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Kiss and make up-but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.
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If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!
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A dame that knows the ropes isn’t likely to get tied up.
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There are no good girls gone wrong – just bad girls found out.
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Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I’d have to give it up.
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I’m no angel, but I’ve spread my wings a bit.
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I have always felt a gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself.
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A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
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I don’t know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man when I see one.
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You are never too old to become younger!
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It’s not the men in your life that matters, it’s the life in your men.
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When in doubt take a bath.
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