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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
STEPHEN HAWKING

Funny Happiness Humour Life Man Marriage
There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
MARK TWAIN

Humour Man Savage World
Getting over a painful experience is much like crossing monkey bars. You have to let go at some point in order to move forward.
C. S. LEWIS

Break Up Experience Humour Inspirational Let Go Pain
Love is the Answer. What was the Question?
JOHN LENNON

Humour Love
Doctors put drugs of which they know little into bodies of which they know less for diseases of which they know nothing at all.
VOLTAIRE

Body Disease Doctor Drug Humour
The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
MARK TWAIN

Confidence Humour Man Philosophy Religion Suspect Teaching
We do not stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing!
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN

Funny Grow Humour Life Play Reality
I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb – and I’m not blonde either.
DOLLY PARTON

Dumb Humour Joke Offend
The world needs banking but it does not need banks.
BILL GATES

Bank Humour Need System World
The production of too many useful things results in too many useless people.
KARL MARX

Business Humour People Production Result Technology
Is politics nothing other than the art of deliberately lying?
VOLTAIRE

Art Humour Liberty Lying Politics
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
STEPHEN HAWKING

Bring Humour Relative Success
So many people are on television that don’t know me, and they’re like experts on me.
DONALD TRUMP

Expert Humour People Television
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called Ego.
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE

Climb Dog Ego Funny Humour
If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.
JOHNNY DEPP

Eat Family Friendship Harm Humour Jail Love
What is politics? Political system is equal to development politics plus political politics.
A. P. J. ABDUL KALAM

Developmentment Funny Humour Politics
Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
MARK TWAIN

Funny Humour Inspirational Tomorrow
A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
MARK TWAIN

Book Humour Success Writing
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in the world.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW

Funny Humour Joke Truth World
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.
ABRAHAM LINCOLN

Coffee Humour Please Tea
I generally avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it.
MAE WEST

Avoid Humour Resistance Temptation
I drink to make other people more interesting.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY

Alcohol Drunk Humour Interesting People
In the end, everything is a gag.
CHARLIE CHAPLIN

Ending Humour One Liner
We are all born mad, some remain so.
ALBERT CAMUS

Born Humanity Humour Madness One Liner
When it is a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.
VOLTAIRE

Funny Human Nature Humour Money Religion
I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: Oh Lord, make my enemies ridiculous. And God granted it.
VOLTAIRE

Enemy God Grant Humour Prayer Ridiculous
Gemini Man has me thinking about a quote a wise man once said: “Who are you? I am you. I am me. No sir, you are you.
WILL SMITH

Funny Humour Sarcastic

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